Neil Patrick Harris as Barney

You are a wonderful genius. That is all.

Is this a think in real offices?
The people whom you come up to and ask a question, or tell them something, and they don't respond in any way. So you just pause and maybe repeat yourself, and then they shout, "I heard you!" or something like that, and you just give up and walk away, and if whatever you're supposed to…

My slightly less depressing view is that the reporter was just fishing for sound bites. People love when immigrants say "America is the greatest country in the world! Thank you for letting us live here! You should all pat yourselves on the back for your amazing charitableness!!

He said on the Daily Show that when the Tosh rape joke thing happened, he read a woman's article in response to it, and Lindy's was by far the most prominent and talked about, so it's pretty safe to assume he meant hers. He was speaking about his reaction to it.
Some people naturally understand these things; it's a…

I LOVE THIS MAN. Some people say that he's not saying enough or going far enough, but that's not fair. He is saying what he believes about how he feels, and it is huge. He is a total DUDE telling other dudes how it can be to be a woman, or why it's not cool to call someone a f*g. I mean, he apparently read Lindy…

I love when people fight disgustingness with disgustingness! Win-win, amirite??

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID. ALL OF IT.

My blocking-out of anything dog death-related made it impossible to remember this story properly. I tried to tell it for some friends a while ago, but I had to make half of it up, and it didn't make enough sense. Thanks and also curse you for dog death mental images!! JK just thanks.

I know, right?? The eyebrow wipe-away blew my mind!! I did not know that that was physically possible.

When I was tested for allergies, my reaction to cats, and everything else, was literally off the charts. They told us to get rid of our 4 cats and dog (Big house, strays mama cat, not crazy cat people, btw). I told them they were obviously insane. The pets stayed. I got shots every week, and still take pills every…

This sums up so many of my personal hangups: "women can't both be smart and attractive, that having self-respect is somehow incompatible with having sex."

Agreed. I was just dicking around to make myself feel a little better. I almost like these trolls, because otherwise, there's no real outlet for the outrage. Could it be that they are mental health workers catfishing us as venting targets?

I usually slowly say, "That is not okay" in a rather neutral tone of voice. If they just didn't realize that they were crossing a line, this lets them know without being overly confrontational, so that we can all go back to polite pleasantries after he apologizes, which is the normal reaction. If it turns out that…

I have allergies myself, and had to sit next to a drenched person on a 6 hour bus ride. I was coughing and sneezing the entire time, but I bet she just thought I was sick. AAAAUUUGH!

Also, during his sexy scene in Bridesmaids, my best friend yelled "CAVORT!!" in my ear in the theater. I nearly died.

Have you tried turning your image of him off and on again?

I disagree; most people care what herpes does.

Okay, this is really funny; as I was hitting "Submit," I was like, "Crap, is she going to think I'm being sarcastic? Nahhh...." Dude, I was 100% serious. That movie was boring, movies shouldn't be 100% about the cinematography (I'm an writer and film editor; I'm all about the story), and I love Bollywood. For reals.…

Yes. I mean, Let the Right One in was soooo boring. I want movies that entertain me, not films that teach me photography lessons. Any time I ask someone how a film is and they immediately start talking about the cinematography, I cross it off my list. I'd rather watch Bollywood, dammit.