Oh yeah, the cabbage thief! I gotta watch that again. Fantastic.

I'm with you. I understand how she would react like that, but it's sad. A homeless man once spat on me as I was walking through the train station and yelled "Prejudiced white bitch!!" at me. I wasn't even one of those fancy-looking ladies; I was wearing and old t-shirt and jeans and a backpack. He was clearly…

This is weird, but I totally recognize that girl. She's on the website fiverr, where people put up ads for random services that they will do for $5. It sounds way dirtier in this context than it really is. She's one of the many "I'll say any random message" people, whose thing happens to be hula-hooping in a bikini.

What Rowsdower means is, people often refer to black or other minorities' prejudices or stereotypes or even hatred for white people as racism or "reverse racism;" however, by most definitions in the social sciences (and yes, that term feels kind of like an oxymoron), "-ism"s are part of a power structure where one…

Wow, I have never alternated vomiting and laughter so many times so frequently before. You are to be congratulated. Why are you ignoring the fact that she was going to hell anyways because she was Hindu and not Catholic? EASY trolling I mean talking point.

I just want to know why the baby in the stock photo has a farmer's tan.

In her defense, she's been swirlin' and rockin' on her babe quite a lot, so she's probably pretty dizzy by now. Also, really busy with the pop-poppin' that thing back.

NO ONE could puzzle out how to create some makeshift outhouses on one of the decks?? We're not talking about a cathedral here, we're talking about simple stalls with buckets. You're probably not supposed to dump your dumps overboard in these waters, but at that point, WHO CARES. Jesus.

Causation is just another word for correlation, right?

Never say never!

I'm 5'6" and 150 pounds, and I look good. I'm relatively athletic and have boobs. I am not fat by any non-insane standards. I'm happy with my body and anyone who isn't can shut the hell up. Do/be whatever makes you feel good.

I have the same reaction, but the thing is, he actually appears comfortable and to be having fun, as do the kids. You can't fake that. Wait... I now really want to see Mitt Romney trying to do these things. Can that be a new Tumblr, please?

Dammit, I knew it sounded familiar. I'll pretend I never got this message and keep laughing instead. I really like random.

Personally, I got a bit more technical with my assessment and thought, "He's on the wrong side of my cervix!!"

HAHA lamp shade. I like that that's where your mind immediately goes. Random!

Thank you for your reply! I should have mentioned, she didn't bother to ask how it happened, and I didn't offer the information. I'm not sure if that makes it any better, especially considering how I know I was acting at the time (depressed and scared and 21), but at least we can hope she was just INSANELY oblivious.…

Okay, the beginning of that really did make me laugh out loud. It reminds me of the time I told my dad I was on a date, and he asked what his name was, and I said, "Sarah...?" He got a bit awkward too.

I've had similarly ridiculous experiences. I go the first shot years ago, and then went in at my scheduled time for the second one. They asked when my last period was, and I said, "Um, about 2 weeks ago?" and they said they couldn't give me the next shot. I was confused. They said they couldn't give it to me unless I…

You're not going to believe this one. I delivered this woman's order to her by bicycle through sleet in 34 degree weather, and there was no tip on the initial order. When I gave it to the receptionist, she said, "Does she need to sign or anything?" I said, "No, but there wasn't a tip on the order, so I was hoping…