Also, during his sexy scene in Bridesmaids, my best friend yelled "CAVORT!!" in my ear in the theater. I nearly died.

Have you tried turning your image of him off and on again?

I disagree; most people care what herpes does.

Okay, this is really funny; as I was hitting "Submit," I was like, "Crap, is she going to think I'm being sarcastic? Nahhh...." Dude, I was 100% serious. That movie was boring, movies shouldn't be 100% about the cinematography (I'm an writer and film editor; I'm all about the story), and I love Bollywood. For reals.…

Yes. I mean, Let the Right One in was soooo boring. I want movies that entertain me, not films that teach me photography lessons. Any time I ask someone how a film is and they immediately start talking about the cinematography, I cross it off my list. I'd rather watch Bollywood, dammit.

Oh yeah, the cabbage thief! I gotta watch that again. Fantastic.

I'm with you. I understand how she would react like that, but it's sad. A homeless man once spat on me as I was walking through the train station and yelled "Prejudiced white bitch!!" at me. I wasn't even one of those fancy-looking ladies; I was wearing and old t-shirt and jeans and a backpack. He was clearly…

This is weird, but I totally recognize that girl. She's on the website fiverr, where people put up ads for random services that they will do for $5. It sounds way dirtier in this context than it really is. She's one of the many "I'll say any random message" people, whose thing happens to be hula-hooping in a bikini.

What Rowsdower means is, people often refer to black or other minorities' prejudices or stereotypes or even hatred for white people as racism or "reverse racism;" however, by most definitions in the social sciences (and yes, that term feels kind of like an oxymoron), "-ism"s are part of a power structure where one…

Wow, I have never alternated vomiting and laughter so many times so frequently before. You are to be congratulated. Why are you ignoring the fact that she was going to hell anyways because she was Hindu and not Catholic? EASY trolling I mean talking point.

I just want to know why the baby in the stock photo has a farmer's tan.

In her defense, she's been swirlin' and rockin' on her babe quite a lot, so she's probably pretty dizzy by now. Also, really busy with the pop-poppin' that thing back.

NO ONE could puzzle out how to create some makeshift outhouses on one of the decks?? We're not talking about a cathedral here, we're talking about simple stalls with buckets. You're probably not supposed to dump your dumps overboard in these waters, but at that point, WHO CARES. Jesus.

Causation is just another word for correlation, right?

Never say never!

I'm 5'6" and 150 pounds, and I look good. I'm relatively athletic and have boobs. I am not fat by any non-insane standards. I'm happy with my body and anyone who isn't can shut the hell up. Do/be whatever makes you feel good.

I have the same reaction, but the thing is, he actually appears comfortable and to be having fun, as do the kids. You can't fake that. Wait... I now really want to see Mitt Romney trying to do these things. Can that be a new Tumblr, please?

Dammit, I knew it sounded familiar. I'll pretend I never got this message and keep laughing instead. I really like random.

Personally, I got a bit more technical with my assessment and thought, "He's on the wrong side of my cervix!!"