HAHA lamp shade. I like that that's where your mind immediately goes. Random!

Thank you for your reply! I should have mentioned, she didn't bother to ask how it happened, and I didn't offer the information. I'm not sure if that makes it any better, especially considering how I know I was acting at the time (depressed and scared and 21), but at least we can hope she was just INSANELY oblivious.…

Okay, the beginning of that really did make me laugh out loud. It reminds me of the time I told my dad I was on a date, and he asked what his name was, and I said, "Sarah...?" He got a bit awkward too.

I've had similarly ridiculous experiences. I go the first shot years ago, and then went in at my scheduled time for the second one. They asked when my last period was, and I said, "Um, about 2 weeks ago?" and they said they couldn't give me the next shot. I was confused. They said they couldn't give it to me unless I…

You're not going to believe this one. I delivered this woman's order to her by bicycle through sleet in 34 degree weather, and there was no tip on the initial order. When I gave it to the receptionist, she said, "Does she need to sign or anything?" I said, "No, but there wasn't a tip on the order, so I was hoping…

AGREED. I have escaped the table waiting for bike deliveries, but food prep and serving and bussing are still part of my job, but THANK GOD I don't have to deal with those people anymore. My job is still hella hard, but it deals more with physical fortitude than emotional. I just don't have the temper for it anymore.…

Here here! This lady is useless. I feel like I've had an encounter with her before, or maybe it's just that this one is soooo bad. After getting FIVE $0.00 tips on my bike deliveries through Chicago snow storms on Monday, I'm especially irritable. Service Industry Uprising!!

HAAAAA Love it.

Personally, I think your dad may be my new favorite person, and "dancemom" can suck it.

You get a bonus?? That already disqualifies you from having any clue what any of the servers on here go through on a daily basis. I'd think you were a troll, but you're way too clueless. Seriously, just stop talking and take your pointless opinions back to Entitled Rich People Town. If you've never worked in the…

Lady Jean! I know this isn't the first time I've encountered you on here, but I want to say that I just read some of the comments and responses you've had to deal with recently, and I'm really impressed. There were some TERRIBLE things said (not in this thread, but there's no messaging system on here these days, so,…

YUP. Really reminds me of my ex, actually. Whom I almost never think about. Because he doesn't deserve it. Idiots.

Jesus, that's awful. I have a feeling that this is similar to how pregnancy would go for me. When I was on birth control, I became suicidal from the hormones, and my menstruation is usually accompanied by symptoms similar to pregnancy, such as vomiting, exhaustion, and debilitating pain. I can't imagine what the real…

I wondered too. "The Miss Universe Organization, which operates several pageants including Miss USA, Miss Universe Canada and the global Miss Universe, says it discourages contestants from altering their own natural beauty. However, there are no restrictions. And organizers say it would be impossible to enforce such a…

So, "Being nice is helpful wherever you are. Getting the chip off your shoulder is helpful wherever you are," and yet you won't support gay marriage and hassle the nice people who do? Jesus. Grow up and go out clubbing or something.

I know the feeling, so I like to express myself to like-minded folks in the hopes that it makes us all happier. Really long posts like yours usually don't get much response unless they are wrong and terrible, and I felt something so thought through deserved recognition. On the internets, people usually lose interest…

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, SMACKDOWN!! Nice!

Best friends like this:

OMG Let's be best friends.

I'm with you. These people will drop 100 bucks on other well-off people's coffee, and I'm constantly getting $0.00 to $1.50 tips for biking rich people's food to them thru snow and sub-zero temperatures in downtown Chicago? Faith in humanity NOT restored. Try tipping and donating to homeless shelters, you…