Don't like Gatsby, don't like Leo, don't like the look of this movie, BUT! Amitabh Bachchan!! The only thing I like about Luhrmann is his respect for Bollywood. AMITABH!!!

Next year, Benedict Cumberbatch should give the Christmas address. It would be progressive, witty, and absolutely lovely to listen to. Hell, he could tell a story about a time in 1987 when he thought he had seen a four leaf clover but then found that he was mistaken, and it would still be lovely. And maybe if we're…

Yeah, a lot of people see Black or Muslim as traits, but white, male, middle-class, and Christian are all just defaults. Like a blank slate. So they have to find some other defining characteristics, such as... uh... I know! Mental illness! People who jump to Muslim as a "reason" before mental illness are sickos.…

Reminds me of the best Chinese restaurant menu I ever saw, in North Carolina.

I love you so much right now. You're a genius for following this.

It's mentioned with the * at the end. I'd count that.

Oh my god, what the hell is wrong with those people?? That is the most messed up thing I have ever heard. Kudos to Anonymous for messing with them, and I hope the counter-protest works out. Jesus.

That is rough. I feel kind of bad about it, but I just keep thinking, "Thank god I don't have kids." Because it's already almost too much just being able to identify with the families just as a person; I don't need that extra AUGH.

Luckily, I had a pitt bull handy. He is an unstoppable cuddle monster.

My reply is going to be much more on the "OMG this picture!!" side of things. Because OMG!!! What??? YES!!

If you like this, you'll love my videos of my new adolescent evil kitty and the three-legged pitt bull. But they have to wait until my computer is fixed. BOOO. Kickstarter, anyone?

My uncle had this to say on facebook:

I agree with you, but not because you might offend someone. I just think, why should a healthy 35 year old man have to stand up to let a healthy 35 year old woman sit? This is a rule for the elderly, sick, or seriously pregnant. If you see someone who is clearly unwell or exhausted and you're fine, you should give…

I'm one of those women! Just because those men are assholes doesn't mean I can't be nice. Old people are tired and fragile!

Sometimes just knowing that Squee is there helps me get through it all. Because I read pretty much every article on here, and it HURTS.

Grape chia for me!! I love the "gross and slimy" texture, actually. And I love the taste. I have blood sugar issues, and hate to eat in the morning, so these guys have saved me many times. And they nip hangovers in the bud! And heck yes on the pooping. Hahaha.

also don't try kombucha and vodka. just... no. my bad, empty fridge.

As has already been stated, making fun of lots of people doesn't negate the fact that sexist, misogynistic "jokes" are offensive; maybe not to you personally, but whatever. Making fun of, say, and engineering student is NOT the same as participating in and perpetuating a culture where some people have socially…