Even though my boyfriend admits he sometimes (very rarely) drives drunk, once with his 13 year old brother in the car, has been driving without a license for years, drives high a lot, and doesn't really pay much attention to the other cars, AND he teased me about how hyper-vigilant I was when I drove us to the store…

My friends have been commenting that they are horrified, that we need to try to help these types of ill individuals who would do these things "with love and understanding" so that these tragedies will be prevented, wanting to start real talks on the issue of gun control, and starting discussions on why the gun…

Yeah no, this is 100% okay. And I agree with Ida about Martin Freeman, and add on scenes of Richard Armitage being cool. And maybe just an mp3 of Benedict Cumberbatch's voice overs.

WK opened for one of my favorite bands back on '02, and I was all, "Meh, he's on MTV, blah." But then he literally brought the entire audience on stage with him, and picked up this badass Japanese girl who was dressed like Michael Jackson and clearly the biggest WK fan ever and put her on his shoulders, where she…

Or when tourists walk side by side at a snail's pace across the whole damn sidewalk and ignore you when you say excuse me?? Or when people exit the revolving door and just stand there so you can't get out?? It's literally my job to be speedy, and these people give me ulcers.

I said something on facebook about reading Jezebel articles, and a friend of a friend responded that feminist bloggers are undateable, and with this: "I'm stereotyping "feminist blogger", not "feminist", which I'm personally validating by pointing out that "human trafficking" has significantly fewer hits when compared…

Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'll never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.

dude, don't get me started on what has happened to my laundry now that the hamper belongs to her.

I never tried group! But I've always been very intrigued. It seems like a great idea.

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I was once "escorted" home by a guy my roommate was dating, at a time when he knew she was out of town. My friends at the bar knew that I knew him, so assumed it was kosher.

I hate to take the bait but... You're a fuckhead.

I'm with you, babe. Fuck these fuckers. Trolls! I got GHB'd at my neighborhood bar where I used to work, and where I thought I knew everyone present. All 8 people. Good thing the bartender knew me well enough to call my best friend when I started to lose consciousness. The next 3 days were AWFUL, but I did make it…

I smell a Comment of the Day....

Men get blackout drunk and get penises drawn on their faces. Women get blackout drunk and get penises inserted in their faces. Equality!!

Tell her we all think she's amazing and her hair looks great!!

Actually, I'm starting to think I should have named her 3 Idiots, or maybe Gabbar Singh...

That's awesome. Which one is your dad? Anthony was my favorite at first just because it's Big B, but Akbar seriously grew on me too.

Haha thanks! I love her, I love that movie, and I love giving cats ridiculous names, so it made sense. I love singing her name to her too!