Lappy Girthday!

Okay this is weird, but I am just now randomly watching a 1996 episode of The Pretender where Jarod discovers fruitcake, and it becomes the running gag of the show. I can't stop thinking about this article the whole time!!

Kudos on being mentally stable and rational, and having good friends and family! I hope my friends and family who have had abortions feel the same way. And I'm sure your cat is okay; when one of mine was 14, he stayed with a new family for a month because they gave him canned food, but finally came back, after we all…

I tried a store bought fruitcake once out of curiosity, and it was exactly what everyone said. When a relative sent one, I just laughed because I thought it was a joke. BUT even tho I don't like cake OR fruit, I am now determined to bake a delicious fruitcake, just to prove everyone wrong! I'd offer to send you one,…

Well, that's great for all the drunk kids of drunk parents out there, but who can I blame my drunkeness on?? I'm left out in the cold here, people!!

Um, more info on Cramp Bark please? From personal experience, I mean. Can it help with the fluish symptoms too? Like headache, nausea, weakness, full body pain, etc? Or should I just have all my downstairs stuff removed? Because I can't take this anymore.

Here's one I love: http://www.amptoons.com/blog/files/mcintosh.html

I love you, Lindy!!

This is just running through my head continuously now:

Glad you liked it! I am super obsessed. The first day I found it, I got drunk and emailed SNL and asked if I could buy a print of the horseback photo. These days I just stick to linking to it everywhere. And making myself a SGIVING shirt.

Jean Grae is always hitting the nail on the head. Her "Iron Horse" train tweet was the only time I've ever been able to laugh at a human centipede joke.

As an avid follower of J-Renn posts, I have to point out that this has come up a few times on past articles. Have multiple fans posted this, or is D-Goat just as committed to the propagation of this meme as I am to this video? http://www.hulu.com/watch/426524?playlist_id=1251 Either way, congrats to Da Goat for…

Thank you!! Is this an early episode? The opening is different.

Yeah, but can that guy talk-sing?

Okay guys, this is called "Asking for it." I am white and come from an upper-middle class family. I dropped out of college because I was too depressed

I can tell you this much: My gay high school boyfriend Mark Byers is the music producer for the series!! Check out Markoholic.com. Because he is literally the best. And remember that drag queen Chow Down at Chik-Fil-A video? Directed by Michael Serrato, who co-produced this. He is a genius. Here's some of his stuff:…

My gay high school boyfriend Mark Byers is the music producer for the series!! Check out Markoholic.com. Because he is literally the best. And remember that drag queen Chow Down at Chik-Fil-A video? Directed by Michael Serrato, who co-produced this. He is a genius. Here's some of his stuff:…

Sorry for the terrible quality, but I had to use my crappy phone to take a picture of a picture in my photo album. I found this gem somewhere around Georgia, I believe. I call it the "Reverse Popsicle Feed: Girl to Boy."

This may be the only time someone has linked to their own site, and it's actually been great. Chuck Norris jeans?? Free for chubbies?? and the Lego Girls is just awesome.

That's true. I just have trouble believing that in this day and age (that's kind of a stupid phrase, sorry), people can be that unaware. Like I said, it's almost 99% certain that they knew that it was specifically blackface, based on the evidence, and I find it highly unlikely that they could hit blackface so on the…