Okay, when I was younger and less informed, I would often argue the "but that's not how they meant it" defense. But guys, it's just not valid. Intentions and meanings are totally separate things; one does not negate the other. They know that it is something that is considered offensive, and that it can really offend…

I used to be one of those people who thought that people were only fat if they ate poorly and sat around all day. I learned it from my mother, who is terribly weightist, and has never had to work hard to be skinny. But luckily, I have been reading your articles, and others, which have opened my eyes to my own…

Oh man, thanks for pointing that out. Although technically, he should be the one wearing it.

I fully support this theory. I had many great friends in high school, most of which I'm still friends with 10 years later. I got good grades at my prep school. High IQ, high SATs. I was outgoing and participated in sports, art, and theater. But my clinical depression, which we started treating when I was 16 (although…

Kale salad recipe that I am IN LOVE with: shredded kale, cherry tomatoes, sliced red onion, and sliced avocado. Dressing: half olive oil and half lemon juice, some salt, pepper, and chopped fresh garlic, and some cilantro if you're not a hater. Blender. Then MARINATE the salad in it for about 15 minutes. It helps the…

I would kill to own that painting of Seth. It is second only to the naked on a horse picture. WANT! NBC really needs to sell this stuff.

This was such a sweet comment that I feel the need to say, you helped her. You may not know how exactly or ever see the result, but having someone like you in a person's life does a world of good. I've been struggling with similar issues as hers for years, so you can trust me on this.

That caidis person threatened to stomp me as well (same exact words: copy/paste) and pretty much called me a Nazi, so don't take it personally. Bitter troll. Let's throw flour at each other and have a liberal party.

That's a good point; I was talking with 20-20 hindsight. I hadn't thought about the fact that they didn't know what that stuff was. And it was probably quite unpleasant. Those people were being pretty unpleasant themselves, but I suppose being childish helps no one. I agree, that wasn't a good way to go about things.…

I liked those a lot, but prefer this because I'm a dame psychopath. The dog thing killed me. I am now dead.

Yeah, making it the basis of my new religion may be a bit much, but i still think it's a better basis than most. But seriously, the barking didn't make you die a little?? Dude, and am still watching it, right now. I think I'm brain damaged.

My initial reaction was, "AAH!! AAH!! AHHHHH!!!" But then I remembered that I found religion today, and it is this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/426524?playlist_id=1251

Eh, it's not for everybody. Imma watch it again!! PS I've been hungover for like 3 days, if that helps explain anything.

I am posting this everywhere because I am the Jehovah's Witness of this unaired sketch: http://www.hulu.com/watch/426524?playlist_id=1251

I'm watching it right now, for the 50,000th time. This is my life now. I'm going to spend the rest of my evening sewing SGIVING onto a shirt. I'm not kidding. So glad others are appreciating this!!

I KNOW, RIGHT?? I am totally making a SGIVING sweatshirt. And when he yells "Is this what you wanted??" I have to say yes every time.

I was a malcontent until about an hour ago when I found this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/426524?playlist_id=1251

Guys. Up until about an hour ago, I hated literally everything. I was a maladjusted malcontent with malfeelings. But now everything is wonderful. Life has meaning. And it's all because of this: http://www.hulu.com/watch/426524?playlist_id=1251

I may not have the best gauge on this; everything that woman said was hilarious to me. But come on, imagine that your 16 and Maggie Smith says to your whole class, "Girls, always urinate IMMEDIATELY after intercourse!" Giggling is unavoidable, I swear. It's high school! I love that woman.