Always pee after sex to avoid UTI's. True story. Hilariously, our high school anatomy teacher told us that advice. With a posh British accent.
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Damn, Nature! You adorable!
Good points. She must have known what she was walking into there. It's still disgusting of them though. This is why I don't go to standup or open mike nights anymore. The time before last, the MC called a woman a cunt because she said something he did was racist, and the last time, I had a huge fight with my…
Good points. She must have known what she was walking into there. It's still disgusting of them though. This is why I don't go to standup or open mike nights anymore. The time before last, the MC called a woman a cunt because she said something he did was racist, and the last time, I had a huge fight with my…
I used to think it was dumb when girls stayed home with "cramps". And if that's all you got, I kinda still do. But sometimes, I get it so bad that I throw up every several hours, just walking up the stairs can make me shake until I need to sit down because I have no appetite and almost pass out, and of course the…
People heckled her as she told about how she had been raped?? Are you serious?? I'm counting that as proof that the world is a terrible terrible place.
One of the only things I loved about working at Pequods was that so many of the girls I worked with were awesome feminists. We would warn each other before/after pooping, like the classic Ace Ventura "Do NOT go in there!" A nice thing about working in restaurants is that in the back of the house, we're like a big…
I read this and yet remember NOTHING because all I can see/think is WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES?? Has he evolved beyond them? Did he photoshop them to match the rest of his chest? So freaked out right now....
At our private school, there was a rule that tank top straps had to be at least 2.5". Dude, It got hella hot in that old piece of crap building. I complained that I couldn't concentrate because I was over heating, but no one cared. So I broke dress code, and got and in-school suspension. Ugh. When I asked what their…
Dammit Bev, is that you in there or is that that CLOWN??
That's my home now, son!!
Take a breath. You smell that? That's DEATH.
I used to say jiff, but then I got mocked very cruelly, so I got scared and converted to giff, but I'm going back to my old ways now. Mispronouncing a non-word that no one can really agree on is one thing; derisively making fun of someone for it is something else altogether.
I dunno... I call my boyfriend a giant baby all the time, but I never call him an adult.
Baby I can change your giant baby diaper. Because that's... that's a thing... that's kinky, right?
It's Frisch's. Busken's is pretty good, but the answer is Big Boy all the way. And dammit, now I want a piece.
What's especially stupid is that it sounds like they think that it's the pre-gaming itself that is the problem, not the fact that some of us tend to drink too much, and that's one of the ways in which we do it. Anyone not pre-gaming just isn't looking to get as drunk as the rest of us.
I believe that since no one controls their own nature or nurture, we have no control over who we become or what we do. But I'm with Sartre on how I deal with it: Since we have no control over anything, we have to behave as though we are responsible for everything. It's the only way to live without going mad or being a…
I'm taller than you, but have a similar problem. I have gotten really lucky with Mlle Gabrielle dresses with about 6 inches of light elastic around the waist, like so: