There is a solution: vote out the incumbents; vote in younger, fresher blood.

I mean, I didn’t even know it was a website before he told me.

OK, fine. It’s my neighbor Gary.

Not really friends. More like acquaintances. I don’t even really know them. 

Also, several friends told me that Pornhub is down.

Joe Biden is also a complete moron.

How many little girls did he grope on the way to the car? That’s what the people want to hear from this liberal shill website....

I don’t give a shit if his uncle is God.

Fuck off, lib.

Fallon is an idiot.

No, clearly. Because a “real comedian” would have a witty retort, not get butthurt.

And must be done on camera, goes without saying