"How about in dinosaur years?"

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read.

Never go full Goldblum.

The punchline was gold, but like everything on the internet it would benefit from being edited down to at least 75% of its length.

The punchline was gold, but like everything on the internet it would benefit from being edited down to at least 75% of its length.

Liked out of spite.

My friend made me a tape of Weird Al in grade six which was attributed in scrawly pen writing to Weird "Al".

My friend made me a tape of Weird Al in grade six which was attributed in scrawly pen writing to Weird "Al".

MONO…D'OH!!

Well, at least now we know the account that Jeff Goldblum posts under.

@MohdTaufiqTerrorist are you the one tagging "MOHD PUNX BABY" around Kuala Lumpur?

@MohdTaufiqTerrorist are you the one tagging "MOHD PUNX BABY" around Kuala Lumpur?

Hired goons?

Hired goons?

Link please

Link please

Flatline Mike.

Flatline Mike.

"As you know, I am Franklin Roosevelt."

"As you know, I am Franklin Roosevelt."