Roger More.

Alllll right
He was a young calibri-man.

But my mom says I'm cool!

Your comment has taken me on a Google Map voyage of discovery that was highly enjoyable. Thanks!

Continue holding onto your butts.

You're not going to enjoy the next prehistoric blockbuster: Peter Dinklage IS Dinkleostus.

At first I felt like a scientific crusader dropping truth bombs but now I just feel like I'm Roman from Party Down. : (

Up next: are movies creating unrealistic body image issues for gigantic Mesozoic marine reptiles?

If I were a 6.4 metre long aquatic killing machine, would you not describe me as big and ridiculous?

Plus, they put feathers on the male raptors in JPIII, so there's precedent for them to mess with the canon if scientific discovery dictates.

I disagree, I don't think the filmmakers are 'locked' into anything - if they thought feathered theropods would sell, they'd feather them up and tell 1993 to go fuck itself. It feels like the studio assumes that audiences will respond poorly to feathered dinosaurs and they don't have the balls to take the attitude…

In a movie that was made in 2014 that features featherless theropods, I feel that incorrect terminology is the least of their problems.

I assume it's a Liopleurodon, or a similar pliosaur, and it really was that big and ridiculous when it was alive. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

MAGNICIFENT!!!

Measles. I hate these guys.

The line was, "put him in with the big white guy who thinks he's the little black guy". What are you, some kind of free-thinking anarchist?

His original appearance was hilarious, his next couple of call-backs were unexpected and well written. Everything else has been completely dispensable.

Did you call the blowjob bitey?

A Simpsons-related Facebook page I follow just posted the results from a huge trivia night they hosted which was full of great Simpsons trivia team names. Examples:

I doubt any AV Club writer or commenter is that stupid.