What about the biggest gossip in town, Mr. Zykowski??

Guards! Seize him!

Human roaches, feeding off each other's garbage. The only thing you can't buy here is dignity!

Oh, I've been called a greasy thug too. And it never stops hurting.

I sleep in a drawer!

I had exactly the same attitude, but was convinced by a friend to watch it with a few friends and some beers. And, it totally transcends the idea of 'so-bad-it's-good' movie watching. It basically combines outsider art with consistently laugh out loud (and quotable) dialogue. While watching it for the first time, I…

.. the name of Kirk's Christian-themed Marky Mark tribute band.

He confessed!

Stop picking on him!

Well, look at Ed Sheeran, the proverbial red-headed step-child.

*Obama's new slaw.

Wow. Christians really do think that 'having an opposing viewpoint' is the same thing as censorship.

My band just recently had a pianola roll made up of one of our songs!

I am in the process of recording an album and I got it in my head a while ago that we HAD to have tuba on it somewhere. We've used tuba in two sections on the album and it sounds fucking great. In both cases we've doubled it with the bass guitar so it blends together as one tone. I wanted to mix it so that the tuba…

There is also a corollary to that which causes some people who might otherwise be homophobic to give Freddy a free pass because he's so undeniably awesome. For example, my uncle is a pretty conservative guy but I've seen him exhibit a weird respect for Freddy, despite his sexuality.

The semen is also cursed.

Kids in Australia can't deftly use the word 'random' for shit. They basically use it as a linguistic wild-card and have now rendered its use totally meaningless.

It's good to see that after the horrors of war, we can finally all laugh again.

Perhaps we should have a rally to save Mohd?

Soylent Green is… frat boys!!