It may be ugly, but I bet that jacket won’t leave you stranded on the highway.  Which is more than can be said for the Range Rover.

That’s nada lada changes.

An overlooked detail in the Trek universe was the lack of bathrooms. They had showers, but no toilets. Answer - transporter technology emptying the bladder and bowels on a continuous basis. It also explains how they maintain their excellent abs. Instead of binge and purge, it’s binge and beam.

500k RUB is around $8012 USD

The automatic doors opening for flying chunks of debris was a nice touch

Pretty sure he just won Floridaman Bingo.

I always thought these arguments are dumb. Do you always use every feature of your car? Did you buy a 4 door, but spend 90% of your time with just you in it? Did you buy a WRX and literally never rally it? Did you get a GTI but only very occasionally drive sportingly? Does your minivan really get all 7 seats used?…

How far do you go when off-roading? It’s tricky and slow, but it’s not long-distance. 

I feel like off-roaders are the one car segment where an electric powertrain doesn’t make sense. There aren’t exactly recharging stations out on the trails, and solar panels will only get you a couple miles extra range per day whereas the fuel in a jerry-can will take you a hundred miles.

Don’t be ridiculous, gram-hectares would make much more sense.

The same muppet that when asked what to name it came up with dropping the last two letters from Escalade.

Don't lie to me!

Sweet, now that names are back, we can get back to the cars Cadillac should be making:

It’s about time! Cadillac’s case of RAS syndrome has been bothering me ever since the “Cadillac CT6 (Cadillac Cadillac Touring 6)” was announced.

Thank God they didn’t actually produce that concept, or any of their other concepts, because I’d be about 84 months in debt right now otherwise.

Boomer here, I don’t care what powers it, if it looks like this, I’m in!!

No point in making cars for dead people.

Reminds me of a comic strip I read back in high school: two salesmen on a used car lot, one saying to the other, “I though it would make it sound better,” and on the window of a basic sedan was a giant sticker which read ‘3000 Goatpower’

I’m gonna pretend that you said Cinnabon.

Cool and maybe they can badge them with the torque rating in ounce inches too