Obviously this creation (of course it’s from Florida)

When you play too much Grand Theft Auto

Had to drive a Ford Taurus

Quotes like: “You can put the title in a frame on your wall and watch your $35,000 depreciate to $4,600 in the span of a large animal’s gestation period.” and “I WOULD RATHER EAT AN ALARM CLOCK THAN BORROW MONEY!!!!!!!” are the reason why I read everything Doug writes...EVERYTHING. Also the reason I laughed out loud…

2000 Honda Civic for 1,000,900