I wear a helmet with a chin bar. Calm down, dad.

That pivot box is cool, though I wonder how it would handle 50 lbs of recovery gear and a rough road.

Ford needs a classic paint option. Something like these.

I thought this was for sure a deliberate modification to prevent floorboards from rusting out by continuous application of oil.

You’re surprised that David would ignore oil leaking onto his pants? Are you new here? This is the guy who “dyed” his clothing with used motor oil to hide the stains from used motor oil.

LOL!

Lightened it up a bit.

All right people! We have a shadow of a new car, so you know what to do! Let the “It looks just like a... It’s just a re-badge... I hate screens... It’s not a manual” comments commence!

“...by which time, my house will hopefully be sold,...”

For $270,000 you could buy 4 new GT350's and have enough money left over to rent a race track for 1 weekend a year for the next several years for an annual racing party.

Agreed, this is a parts disaster waiting to happen

To be fair, you should never trust your life to any hydraulic floor jack, Harbor Freight or otherwise.

Let me summarize with my rule of thumb:

1. If it spins, wear safety goggles or face shield.

Best practices guide for Harbor Freight stuff:

A throw pillow? You gotta be shittin' me.

The correct answer is the seats from the 1977 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. AND IT AIN’T EVEN CLOSE.

The best.

Pretty sure I punched some pedestrians and stole a car from this house in Grand Theft Auto V.

We asked for garage setups, not mansion setups!