Jesus, just link the original post. It’s a list.

This menace to humanity has to go in November!

*Changes bookmark to the old version*

Whomever ok’d the new design really should rethink things. Good lord that’s a massive fustercluck.

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

I ended up selling all my SNES stuff for N64 to be able to get one on launch day. After a while I kinda regretted it when I started to miss the console and all the memories it made. I nearly cried the first time I opened the SNES classic.

Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

Official sponsored Pokémon broadcasts will weave strategy discussions and basic battle tutorials in between every match while also offering tips on how you the player can be the very best, like no one ever was.

Don’t care much about the shitty selection of games, but the machine looks really nice.

There’s something really satisfying about the diving and swimming sounds in the game.

No, for real. Harmonix kinda missed the mark by not putting more electronic bangers here, because this sort of DJ-style game is the prefect kind to have EDM tracks on.

Which is a shame. The Critic was criminally underrated. 

I hope we get to go ice fishing and ice skating in the winter.

Good grief, they really need to implement shorted text flows on the second instance. I get that the whole point of Blathers is that he blathers on and on, but it’s just cruel to players.

Yeah... That sucks. I’ll probably get Paper Mario first, Ghost is much more likely to go on sale shortly after release.

Yeah.

Bootstraps and shit.

I’m not saying everything has to be equal, and that we should all make millions, but come on. It should’t be this skewed. 

“and typically earn less than 1/3 of 1% of the CEO’s earnings”

I couldn’t stand the N64 and PSone era of 3D. This is a welcome remaster.

A checkmark on clothes you own when shopping would be INCREDIBLY useful for me. I hate that I have to remember what I bought.