Everyone I know with kids is just a gelatinous blob of misery and stress. 

Unfortunately, capitalism actually suppresses this aspect of humanity, because we have to put all our efforts into our jobs and have little energy for actually creating or accomplishing what we desire.

Animal Crossing has been more relaxing and therapeutic for me than anything else. I don’t know why people have such complexes when they see other people with nice elaborate islands and homes. I would think that kind of stuff would give you inspiration instead of envy.

I can’t believe that they don’t just charge some trivial amount for entry... just do like $0.50 or $1 and no one would give a shit, they would make some money, maybe enough to pay the hosts, and etc, and keep the company alive lol.

I am not a fan of Gamestop and won’t miss them in the least when they’re gone...but this has got to be the absolute worst case scenario for their employees. Not only are they stuck there for the time being, as I can’t imagine, literally anyone is hiring for the foreseeable future, their current employer is doing fuck…

No, the real future is that we will plug OURSELVES into the Matrix because reality is too depressing!

Wall-E tried to warn us.

A Nintendo Switch that plays my Steam, Humble, and GOG libraries would maybe be my favorite thing.

I’ve done dual guns on a single-screen light gun game, but dual-gun-screen Time Crisis? My head would blow up, Scanners-style.

TMNT Back to the 80s... I want that to become a real thing. 

“Cast First Stone?”

Plus there is no morality system.   You basically have to play a saint the whole time.  I would have liked the option to develop dark side powers. 

Barcades, like 16-Bit in Ohio, are pretty kick-ass for a “buy one drink, play arcades (including turtles) for free!”

It’s crazy that Nintendo doesn’t have a gazillion stores already.

I’d say that someone who is a professional should take their career more seriously, but he's a fucking teenager. So this sounds like typical teenager shit.

Yep! You shouldn’t start off your life of matrimony doing questionable shit with some dirty strippers.

Sounds like something I would do. Never been a fan of strip clubs and blackout drinking isn’t fun anymore 

Fucking Thank you. Seriously, as a woman and a feminist, I’m so damn tired of sex-negative feminists who make no distinction between a woman/girl being forced or coerced into being sexual in a way that goes against her own individual comfort zone and beliefs for male pleasure, vs. A woman just choosing to do something…

Spoken like a graduate of the Reddit School of Feminism.

Way to go. Now everybody knows you’re an idiot. It’s not objectification of women in the slightest. They CHOSE to do this, of their own free will. If they were forced to, then you might have a point.