Never once did I say Ocaesk doesn't have the right to do as he pleases. Of course he controls the rights to his music. It just doesn't seem like there's any possible good reason why a guy who has licensed his music to anything and everything should suddenly deny a young fan whose band most people aren't even familiar…

I know it's meant as an insult, but I'll take that description. Puns, word switcheroos and Weird Al's polka medleys all kick ass.

I'm pretty sure if you nuked one of the islands around Japan, they'd have been aware of it.

Yes, and Ocasek and Henley aren't members of this forum whom I'm conversing with. It's not even remotely about who's on the "losing end." I find it ridiculously hard to imagine Will Toledo not letting a fan sample his music, but in the event that I did, I would believe he was in the wrong, especially if that musician…

Nic Cage in full crazy mode trying to rescue Weird Al from bad guys? Shut up and take my money.

That's like 175 dog years.

The important thing (and I expect most people won't read the documents and recognize this) is that she alleges he has been doing shit like this for the entire time they've been together. He just finally got to a point where she couldn't take it anymore and was afraid for her life. According to the documents, he's…

Al is just like the most positive guy in pop culture. I'm shocked that anybody has a problem with him. I mean, people certainly don't have to think he's a musical genius, but he's by all accounts an extremely nice person. Unlike some people who shan't be named, he's not going around beating up on Amber Heard. He just…

Nuking an uninhabited place to show that we were serious and had the technology to bring that kind of destruction on them if they didn't surrender.

I read the entire document word for word. Jesus, that was rough. I mean, I do feel sorry for him that his mom died, and I'm sure that fucked his mental state up even worse, but there is absolutely no excuse for that sort of behavior. If he'd just been yelling at her, that's … I mean, it's not good, but it's a lot more…

#Trump2016

Am I having Deja Vu or did that not happen months ago?

That's it. Let's just elect Trump and expedite the apocalypse. Fuck this planet.

Pitchfork gave puppies a 4.7/10.

Aw man, I still love both of those. Surely we can all agree on "The Night Santa Went Crazy," right?

I only like old puppies. Puppies haven't done anything worthwhile since the early '90s.

Oh yeah, not everything he's done is brilliant. There's filler on pretty much every album. The high points are so high, though. He's spoofed almost every imaginable genre of music and displayed skill in all of them.

I guess this is why we don't praise things on the AV Club. I thought Weird Al was universally beloved.

You must be so much fun at parties. Can I buy some razorblades and heroin from you?