Weird Al's worst material is eons ahead of any YouTube parody ever.

Sorry, I missed all of that. Couldn't hear it over the sound of myself not being a miserable wanker.

I don't like Scott Aukerman's brand of comedy at all, but I'm glad somebody's giving Weird Al a steady paycheck. That man is one of our greatest national treasures and an unimpeachable force of good in the world.

I get that. The voice doesn't bother me at all and the movie offers a pretty good explanation for why he talks that way. (He's "not quite right" after being beaten in the head by his evil brothers.) For a crude dick-and-fart joke comedy about Satan, Little Nicky is remarkably good-natured, perhaps even touching. It's…

Meep!

I dunno, that looks really good to me. Most people probably can't handle the taboo subject matter and overwhelming cynicism of his work, but I like every Solondz film quite a bit except the two I haven't seen. I was prepared to snark on the Greta Gerwig aspect of the trailer, but she doesn't seem particularly grating…

That's pretty awesome. He always seemed like that kind of guy. Thanks for the story! I'd love to meet him someday.

I'm sure I'm one of the biggest Koz fans here, but that photo really is awful. He didn't have a better promotional photo? Any photo at all?

I wanted Tom Hardy. Meh. This is okay, I guess. I'd rather have Elba than Hiddleston.

I love That's My Boy. "Nugget pockets!"

Thanks for sharing. That's great to hear. He gets mocked a lot because it's so easy to do, but I'm a big fan of the guy and he's always seemed like a super nice person irl. I know he cares about the fans. In a world where Johnny Depp is a woman-beating shithead, we need all the nice actors we can get.

I liked the trailers, and Little Nicky is one of Sandler's better movies. I can be accused of having no taste, and perhaps that's true, but I'll definitely check this out. I like R-rated Sandler.

And yet this movie is somehow not the worst thing Johnny Depp did this week.

This is disgusting. I don't know how you people can be so okay with mocking a relatively benign billionaire who hasn't bothered anybody.

Coke Zero is pretty good. I drink the little mini-cans sometimes.

DUFFMAN SAYS NO TO DOMESTIC ASSAULT. OH YEAH!

Alright, I'll admit I skimmed it. The last paragraph seemed pretty pro-life, but I'll take your word for it. I still don't feel like debating Hiroshima.

Nah, I'm good. You do you, brother.

These aren't the butts we're looking for.

Sean Penn is indestructible. Homeboy pals around with enemies of the state, beat Madonna half to death with a baseball bat, raped her when he had her tied up, conducted a sleazy interview with a violent drug lord purely for his own gain, made a bunch of shitty movies (in addition to some undeniable classics), and is…