Given this latest news, I feel like that's really not the best idea.

I'm pretty sure I'd blow my brains out if anything negative came out about John Darnielle, Ed O'Neill, or Will Forte.

I don't know why, but I had you pegged as being like a 40 year old dad. It's weird that you're younger than me.

Yes. Yes, I can.

THERE IT IS. I knew her orientation would come into play. I knew our society was that fucked. Do I win anything?

Franco's a little odd (albeit harmless), but Seth Rogen and the people he surrounds himself with all seem pretty nice. Will Ferrell's a good guy, too.

She's excellent in The Informers. She did well in Pineapple Express too. Maybe Seth Rogen and his people will give her work again.

I used to work in a shitty grocery store and creepy old men would sexually harass my underage co-workers every day. And because "the customer is always right" and the managers were fucking stupid motherfuckers, there was nothing they could do about it.

Haha same.

If there's one tiny silver lining from this, it's that he won't be trying to play guitar on the occasional Ryan Adams song anymore.

Has anybody blamed her sexual orientation yet? (She's bi.)

I don't know what the modelling gigs pay in, but I'm pretty sure it's not pizza.

I'm not letting him ruin Fear and Loathing. He doesn't get to take that away too.

He's been hiding some real menace in that black mass he calls a soul.

Oh boy, that argument again.

You son of a bitch, you take that back right now.

I still don't really know or understand what it is!

I'd be breaking the laws of space and time!

I have to ask … where the fuck did you work?