Just to be clear, I'm not implying anything either. I can't imagine going to prison. It might actually not be that bad, though. I'm so low on the totem pole, I don't even think they'd see me as worth bullying. I'd be like a pet or something, like that mouse Michael Clarke Duncan had in The Green Mile.
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I am not making any remarks about prison. No siree, bob, we're not going down that well again. No poorly timed snide comments about the penal system.
I guess he could ask her how school is going? I dunno.
They met at the Hutchinson-Stodden wedding.
Can we throw a "fuck Mortdecai" in there too while we're at it? You know, just for good measure.
It seems as though we may have greatly underestimated the Depps of his depravity.
I do seem to recall "Wipeout" and its amazing music video.
MOTHERFUCKER DON'T YOU DARE
Yeah, but once you buy it, you can watch BJ Blammer and Cummy Gobbler's scissor fights any time you want.
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I prefer not to listen to any sounds made by Alanis Morrisette.
Of course. Where do you think Bob Saget did the coke after he sucked dick for it?
Well, blow me down!
Koko what now? The Beach Boys never had anything to do with Full House. I don't understand this joke.
Well, it's certainly not art garfunkel.
I've heard tell that the house is haunted by the ghost of Dave Coulier's career.
I could give nary a fuck less about this news, but oh man, that is a top-notch headline. Bravo.
When I was in fourth grade, I lost the county spelling bee by misspelling the word "relax." Ironically, I went apeshit.
"Your word is 'fleek.'"