Hell yeah, my good friend Mr. Wolfman Jew was featured in an article on the main site! You're going places, man! I also completely agree with his analysis of the character. I am a lifelong Sonic fan, but anything I've played after Sonic Adventure has been a goddamn disaster. I didn't have the misfortune of touching…

Blevins gonna Blev.

That's fucking retarded. I know we're not supposed to use the word retarded, but I'm not sure how else to classify this. Even as an edgy joke, this sucks.

I find that family amusing enough. Unlike pretty much all of the other reality show families, they don't seem like complete bastards. It's certainly not something I keep up with, but I've seen a good number of episodes just because I was bored and it was on.

Not pictured: Chrisley Knows Best, the only one of these shows I enjoy.

Jesus Christ, how pathetic can you get?

I'd take Hot Rod over every Apatow movie any day.

One of my favorite things about Walk Hard (and there are so many) is that the ending is an unexpected emotional gut punch. "Beautiful Ride" is an amazing song, and the movie is smart enough to play that sequence (almost) completely straight, which makes the flashback to that guy's dick even funnier.

That song is stuck in my head now. As the whitest cracker this side of Chris Martin, I always feel slightly guilty about that.

So you're saying I should see it, Mr. Meeseeks?

Patrick Duffy took a beating!

AND MY HEADSTONE ONLY HAS MINIMAL TYPOS

I will die on the hill of Chappie being hella fun. It's way better than Elysium. I have no use for Die Antwoord as musicians / blackface enthusiasts, but their art style really lends the film a unique flair. I like most things about this movie and I'm kinda surprised it's so widely disliked. I actually wasn't aware of…

I guess that beats talking words and eating his shit.

*sings with Mike*

That's not how you spell Deadpool.

MORENA BACCARIN!!!

No shame in that. It's a powerful scene.

We Were Here is brutal.

The storyline of the Melora Walters character in Magnolia fucked my shit up the first time I saw it.