"Damn, that feller's hung! He's also got a big pecker."

Queer Eye for That George Strait Guy

Many points ago.

"We love Martin Shkreli, and here's why you should, too"

Yeah, this is fucking stupid. I'm a couple seasons behind, and they've made it incredibly obvious all week that Hodor died. That's Entertainment Weekly level bullshit. There was a time when AVC was far better than that kind of pseudo-journalism.

"Do you understand Christmas? YOU WILL."

I'm shocked. I thought we knew damn well why everyone hates us.

"Is Jews vampires?"

You mean like that gerbil?

Eat a Big Mac, you pretentious twat.

Today's headlines are Morrissey, Cameron Esposito, Jess "Totally a Dude" Mariano's butt, and Skrillex / Bieber. It's a perfect storm of people I'd rather not be reminded of again.

To be fair, Fox is going to ruin it.

She's the opposite of Batman.

Today the AV Club has tried to make me go see Cameron Esposito and forced me to look at man-ass. Bad Job, Internet!

If this results in a butt trailer for the Kristen Bell show, all has been worthwhile.

I blame our new editor-in-chief, Brett Ratner.

Poor Backpack was never the same again.

Yeah, that's what I said!

I love thinkpiece!

Well, I've grabbed old cock for less.