They're always welcome at the pants party.

They're too busy showing Reba reruns and hicksploitation reality shows that are basically just Jersey Shore for people who fuck their relatives.

Yeah! I also hate pants.

"Boom. Nailed it!"

Thanks! I'll check it out.

That's awesome. I'd love to hear that. Maria is my favorite. Is it online?

I sure hope so. I've never seen anybody pull that off, but Soderbergh is one of the best directors of actors, so we'll see. If he can't do it, she's completely useless.

That's a fair point. I love Blue Valentine, but nobody ever made me mad by praising The Mountain Goats, who are only my favorite band in the universe.

Agreed. Reconstruction Site is a desert island album for me. I could listen to it every single day and not get tired of it.

Wow, that was unbearably smug for so many reasons. Unlike Rolfe's video that his fans specifically asked for, literally no one asked you to barge in here and troll this review. And don't bring that Ghostbusters shit in here. It doesn't have to take over every single comment section on the AV Club, you know. You're…

Ed Sheeran did one, I think. I honestly don't give enough of a shit to remember, but I think that's correct.

I can't think of anything in human history that wouldn't be improved by the phrase "arse full of farts."

He manages to balance intelligence and NC-17 filth in his act. I don't always agree with everything he says, but he always has an interesting take on stuff. His Ron Jeremy threesome story is priceless.

I think probably the only reason it wasn't is because it was made at the time when Kevin Smith was still claiming he was going to make his Hit Somebody movie.

The new trailer for Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk has an excellent use of that same choir singing Bowie's "Heroes."

Kunta Kinte Keith. KKK.

Kanye West - "I Am a God" - The Passion of the Christ

He may have only gotten one drink, but he swallowed a bunch of shots.

"This review is brought to you by the letter N."

They did use "Shipbuilding," which is a better song, but I kinda agree. I also really wish there was some Pavement on there. It's still my favorite soundtrack regardless.