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It's the new Johnny Depp program.

I would really like to pretend I wouldn't watch that.

I took the chance of clicking on that and I'm very glad I did.

Let's just say he didn't know when to "cut! it! out!"

Huh. I thought it was Kanye's reality show. Regardless, it sounds like there might still be some finger-in-the-booty-ass-bitches present.

Comet the dog: history's greatest sex maniac.

I forget about her sometimes because she gets so little attention, but Jill Stein is great. If our system wasn't so horribly rigged in favor of the two major parties, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat. I'm not sure I wouldn't even vote for her over Bernie.

It's at least more than I had before!

He says and does horrible things, but I have at least a little bit of sympathy for him. He has obvious mental health issues stemming from childhood trauma. Dude was raised by an abusive Holocaust denier. I wish he'd get the opportunity to direct again, if only for my own interests as a moviegoer.

Nicholas Cage just needs his own crazy cartoon like Mike Tyson Mysteries.

I'll have what he's having.

I'm never changing mine either. Changing my avatar just isn't my Forte.

I have some sympathy for Jon Voight. I might be a right-wing loon too if I saw my kids make out that time.

Andrew Dice Clay is truly America's greatest national treasure.

Yeah, I don't want anybody confusing my Nazi fandom for some stupid TV aftershow.

They try to catch him, but the new Scream killer just keeps on rollin', rollin' rollin'…

I still grab my dick and double-click for porn, porn, porn.

I don't think it's possible not to. I'm convinced elpietro is somehow Gene Belcher himself posting from the animated world.

I'm not quite sure. I've never seen the show, but isn't like a super low-key, almost mumblecore kind of thing? I know Joe Swanberg was involved with it. That kind of thing isn't exactly ripe for spoofing.