Fallon is worse than 5 Jay Lenos hamming it up together.

That sounds more like a Jared Fogle complaint.

Thanks. It's a very crude comment, I know, but I phrased it in an off-puttingly vulgar way because sometimes I feel like you have to lay the satire on thick in order to highlight the insane shit these people are actually saying. It's incredibly depressing that my post could have been a real post on any number of…

Get the butter.

That would have been a reasonable compromise and created a valuable collector's item.

What's sad is it's probably accurate.

He's a piece of shit because a small indie label had to destroy $50,000 worth of records. Even if there was a misunderstanding, he should have just let it slide when he learned that their records had already been pressed. It's not like he really needs any more money. Dude has to be loaded.

Ron Howard: And now, the story of a precinct that lost everything and the one cop who had no choice but to teach them how to rock. It's Cop Rock.

That's one creepy-ass header pic.

This raises the issue: who's a bigger piece of shit — Don Henley or Ric Ocasek? I'm going with Ocasek because he actually cost Toledo and his label money and valuable property. Frank Ocean's "Hotel California" sample was just on a mixtape, so there were no physical copies to be destroyed. However, "Just What I Needed"…

Yeah, sure, blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol, Jamie Foxx.

I still think that was Robin's best performance. It combines the effects of funny Robin Williams and heartbreaking Robin Williams.

BOOM. Still got it!

Sorry this is an hour late! I've been multitasking. I got too caught up chit-chatting in this very comments section.

I get what you're saying, but the AV Club comment section is mostly crude comments. We have a guy who is Pikachu except his face is a dick and balls. He's Dikachu, and he's a goddamned national treasure.

Talking @Midnight

If Ted Nugent was at a T.I. concert, I think we know who did the shooting.

I need to see that one sometime. It's the only one of his films I haven't seen.

That trilogy is just fucking begging for a Criterion box set. The first two aren't even on Blu-Ray. It's probably my favorite trilogy.

It depresses me that Bobcat isn't best known as the director of World's Greatest Dad. That movie is the shit.