Happy Birthday to these people. Slightly less of happy birthday to Doug Hutchinson, but I guess everybody deserves to have a nice birthday.

I randomly overheard somebody call Hillary the n-word the other day, in public. That's not even a proper use of racial slurs!

Two alternate answers from Richard Linklater films.

"I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible."

"Hey, Vin Diesel, why are you driving so fast?"
"I'm not just fast. I'm furious."

The Fat and the Furries: The Comic-Con Story

This post is way too articulate. I'm starting to suspect you aren't the real Meatwad at all! Dang, boy.

Good. There's no way you'd be able to top Ryan Reynolds, so why bother?

Kid Rock?

No way I'm watching that.

Meh. I can't imagine anybody being too disappointed.

It's called sarcasm. That's a thing actual right-wingers say. It's obviously untrue, but I've heard a million times from Republicans that Hillary's fucking her assistant, so I made a joke about it. We joke here. Relax.

Tonight on Turner Classic Movies…

50 Cent won.

The Fast and the Furious being re-released is theoretically pleasant to some people, I guess.

Lol the NRA doesn't give a fuck about a T.I. concert.

Aaaand right-wingers blaming hip-hop for violence in 3, 2 …

I'm assuming Jimmy probably didn't have much of a choice in the matter.

Comment/avatar/username synergy.

I agree. It's the most awkward, labored thing. It's not like the hosts are allowed to ask any questions that matter, so it's always just a fluff piece photo-op.