It is Anna Kendrick.

Anna will spit in your face

Isn't that Wayne Coyne's stupid friend's mom?

Trump once said he could start murdering people in the middle of Times Square and his supporters would still vote for him. I think that's absolutely true. Also, can we not just disqualify anybody who says shit like that from holding public office?

"I'm probably not going to cause the actual fucking apocalypse."

Kimmel will be fine. ABC just basically gave him a contract till the end of time anyway.

I'm realizing that more and more. I think Bernie Sanders could be one of the greatest presidents we've ever had, but he's not going to get it, and we can't risk letting this fucktard Trump become the Commander-in-Chief. I do wish the person running against him was anyone other than my least favorite Democrat, but…

Vote for Mojo.

Absolutely. I despise the Clintons. I think Bill is probably a rapist, and Hillary is one of the coldest, most calculating politicians I've ever seen. She's a fake liberal whose views appear to be whatever's trendy at the moment.

Again with the Syrian refugees? Goddammit, Samantha Bee already proved they're harmless. I thought we were past this.

I was only halfway joking. If I was one of the people he's had a beef with over the years, I'd be genuinely scared of him getting that kind of power.

I call him The Weakened, because that's how it looks like it should be pronounced.

Rosie is epically fucked if Trump gets those launch codes.

It's cool. No way I would've read the article if that hadn't caught my eye. I was just talking to somebody in the What's on Tonight about Belly's Kimmel appearance last night, and we both figured it was the '90s band. I might've actually bothered to check that out.

You know those tiny little Cheetos that look like they crumbled off of a bigger Cheeto?

Hillary's gonna bring Mexican rapists to America by eating Anthony Weiner's wife's Muslim pussy. Don't you know anything?

… Belly told reporters. The rapper and writer…

Holy shit, guys … Elsa did get a girlfriend!

Please, Weisenheimer, don't hurt 'em!

In the StarWipe piece, he's actually speaking out against the dangers of hammers. No, seriously.