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Huh, it was the rapper. This whole time, I thought it was going to be the reunited '90s alt-rock band Belly on Kimmel tonight.

I don't envy the PTA members who have to put up with the Stodchinsons in a few years.

One way or another, Johnny Depp is losing his beard.

With about 2.5 more political references, it could have been ScratStitch.

I just checked, and Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson have been married for five years. That actually is pretty shocking.

His mom, probably.

Easy with the tone there. You don't want to upset water.

Does this mean she's into chicks again?

Goddammit, you know what I have to do now.

Whose Stream is It Anyway?

- Blake Shelton

Starwipe has articles right now mocking MC Hammer, Eminem, and Chris Brown. Take that, late '80s, late '90s, and late 2000s!

Starwipe is killing it lately. You're missing out! That MC Hammer piece is classic O'Neal snark.

Upvoted for dog cutting.

Amber finally saw the Yoga Hosers trailer.

I actually do love the Watchmen movie, but it's baffling that DC chose to just hand everything over to Zack Snyder after that box office flop and let him crank the darkness of everything up to 11. I do like Batman vs. Superman in spite of its many flaws, but I think it's best that they finally took away his leadership

Sorry. If it's any consolation, they've made it pretty clear what happened on Game of Thrones this week too. AV Club is getting bad about that kinda stuff.

I was actually naive enough to think it was just going to be a nice moment. The fact that it really, really wasn't proves this show is on my wavelength.

*Spike Lee angrily tweets Mayor McCheese's address*