I agree. Somebody called me a Bernie Bro in another article this morning, and it irked me pretty well because I can't stand the people who belong in that group or the term used to describe them.

The first amendment says womens and coloreds is supposed to shut the fuck up and listen to Jesus!

Ugh, the PUMAs. Yes, unfortunately, that's a fair comparison to the "Bernie Bros." The Democratic Party's primary rules are fucking nonsense and have to be revised, but the people who made derogatory remarks and threats to DNC officials under the guise of supporting Bernie … I find that disgusting.

Diamonds Are For Queers

I just want to quietly interject that as an avid Bernie supporter who hates Hillary (but will vote for her), I don't in any way condone what's happening here and I'm as uncomfortable as everyone else.

That's not true on the whole. There are some shitty ones, as with any movement, but most of us will come around and vote for Clin-ton. We'll just hate ourselves for it.

Roy and Al's Casino

I know you want it.

Three x The Number 23 = 69. In 1969, Barack Hussein Obama was eight. There are four people in the Obama family. 8 / 4 = 2. Obama blew up the Twin Towers on 9/11. Wake up, sheeple!

Sisterpussy

You're welcome! I'll probably record that marathon myself. I've been deleting the episodes each week, and I'd love to see it again from the beginning, this time having the knowledge of things that happen later in the series. I imagine that will make it even better.

Pull My Goldfinger

Of course. He makes bitchy, stereotypical quips. "I'd like to ride his Matthew, Mark, Luke and Johnson, if you know what I mean." *flamboyant wrist flip*

Jessica Christ? Eh, it's not a worse idea than rebooting Jumanji. I'd watch it.

My preference would be making this movie as a spinoff to the franchise, and then have Tom Hardy as James Bond. I'd rather see Emily Blunt in the Jane Bond part than Anderson, though.

It's where Paramount and Lionsgate show their movies instead of just being practical about it and licensing them to HBO or Starz. Apparently they're trying to get in the original programming game now, too.

So, you have the alternative of Trump or Clinton. That's it. What do you in the real world?

To each their own, but I actually wouldn't recommend starting with the last two. It's such a linear story that I feel like that would ruin it. There's a marathon next Monday on TBS from 2pm to 6pm eastern if you want to DVR it. I hope you like it when you get the chance to see it!

It's an excellent TBS sitcom created by former Daily Show correspondents Jason Jones and Samantha Bee. It's a super dark TV-MA spin on the old trope of a family vacation gone wrong, but it's full of terrific wordplay, hidden jokes, and callbacks like Arrested Development. The pilot is by far the weakest episode, but…

What's wrong with that? He's gonna make those picture shows they charge a nickel for down at the nickelodeon!