The guy from Bosom Buddies?

Notorious is the only Big movie I've seen. Didn't know there were more.

The Zikavengers

"And I will god damn Trudeau-elbow every one of my fellow Canadians"

That sounds like the premise of a Ghost of Tom Joad-era Springsteen song.

That's good. I've heard some unsavory things about that Elmo bloke.

See also: The Heartbreak Kid

Damn, Shorty stays busy. I guess she does wanna work, work, work, work, work.

I laughed out loud and I don't even get the reference.

Hey! I have my Alf Pogs!

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It's sad, but that's definitely a smart observation. There are way too many fucking creepers out there. If I were a woman, I'm pretty sure I'd never leave my house. Then again, that wouldn't really be any different.

26 Things You Should Love (And Hate) About Daveshayne — #12 Will SHOCK YOU!

If it'll make you feel better, I'll stalk you. I expect to get some candy out of it, though.

Don't you even suggest that as a joke. That place is worse than fucking YouTube these days.

I do? I dunno. I didn't realize I did, but I guess it could be good to keep potential stalkers from creeping. There was a severely scary person in that music article this morning.

Xanderpuss, what have you done to this poor goat?

Jesus fuck, that's insensitive. Tom Hanks was a great man!

It's humor-adjacent.

Must everything be topical?