I like the guy even though he's a douche, but this seems like a really moronic idea. It might have kinda worked if he didn't announce it first, but now somebody's probably going to find him and hurt him or worse on purpose, because people are terrible. He's kinda terrible too, but I'd be really bummed if he got killed…

I remember the "Californication" video being cool as fuck. Hoo boy.

Yeah, but all the athletes and fans who go will get the Zika virus. That's just how 2016 is. I think the Mayans were off by four years.

That's an awesome story (or series of stories, rather). It's good to read nice things at a time like this. Thanks for sharing!

This joke brought to you by the Family Guy writer's room garbage can full of jokes that weren't even good enough for Family Guy.

I'm sad about this for many reasons, but one of the least significant ones is that he won't live long enough to be a geezer and allow me to make "tragically hip-replacement" jokes.

That's even worse. Gord Downie is terminally ill and Jared Leto will likely be around for decades longer, mailing his used fucksocks to people willy-nilly. I hate this cruel world.

BOOM. Nailed it!

*defensive

Thanks! I was probably a bit too offensive at first, but that's just because I was shocked by the reaction. Once I realized my joke had been inappropriate, I felt shitty about it.

I hope the GOP is fucking happy to have wrought this plague of Trump upon us by pandering for decades to the ignorant, bigoted, war-mongering impulses of the stupidest Americans.

I always figured it would be double suicide.

No, the last time. The time he died.

The great thing about the song isn't just the palindromes. It's the fact that those palindromes are no less nonsensical than many Dylan lyrics.

Thanks for getting it posted! I've waited all day for this. Been a Hip fan for years, and this news completely blindsided me this morning. I'm really worried that he'll turn around and die this week, because that's often how it goes when we find out somebody has cancer. As soon as we found out Roger Ebert and Darwyn…

I liked their pizza when I was a kid too. I also liked P'zones. I don't think they even make those anymore.

Muppets Most Wanted had Ty Burrell, Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais, and the friggin' Muppets in it and still managed to suck. Really makes it seem like Jason Segel was responsible for everything good about the first one.

Alice in Wu-Tang Clan

That sounds awfully close to Marilyn Manson's take on the material in his planned Phantasmagoria, except he ended up not being able to make the movie at all.

I'm officially pissed about it now. They posted about fucking Pizza Hut getting cashier robots. Gord's a genius and he's treated as less important than androids slinging greasy fast food.