Please don't take this as rude, but I'm not going to respond to all of that. I'm not being dismissive of your opinion, this just can't become my whole day. My whole point was that I don't really care about this sort of thing.

That, and also just regular "boo" to James Corden, always. "Boo" to all of this, I say!

Boo.

Stop trying to make Rebel Wilson happen.

Heh, pound for pound.

That statement has always been enough to make me avoid anything. I feel like I was ahead of the curve.

about sex and farts

Is this what passes for depth and poignancy now? This is fucking dumb, Internet.

Yeah, see, that's another thing I don't think we need to be getting into, deciding how much of a "person" somebody or something is. For the first 100 years of this country's history, black people were considered 3/5 of a person in the southern states. That's an atrocity that we've thankfully corrected (though there…

Yeah, you get it! That's exactly what I'm saying. Thanks for laying it out there in a more articulate manner.

I remember somebody taking Weezer's "Hash Pipe" down a peg once a few years ago. I can at least applaud the sentiment there. Other than that … yeah.

Oh no, I don't want a Muppet Show reboot. I wish this particular Muppets had been allowed another season to find its groove. There were certainly worse shows renewed.

That Elsa piece was awful clickbait. Are there GoT spoilers in the Margaery one? I'm a couple seasons behind.

Homo sapiens are the only people. That seems obvious enough. I can't believe anybody's actually trying to argue otherwise.

Oh, I know. He's not bad. LL Cool J says some pretty insane shit in that song, though. "If you forgive my gold chains, I'll forget the iron chains" isn't even the worst example.

I've never seen an episode. I knew people who were super fucking annoying about it, and that made me not want to check it out. I'm honestly not quite sure if I'd like it or not. Doesn't quite seem like my cup of tea, but I've been pleasantly surprised before.

Math learning disabilities are a thing, brah. I'm not insecure about it and I don't give a shit.

Think of the Fozzie Bear, man! You can't say no to Fozzie Bear. Waka waka!

Two years in a row, we've drafted a defensive back in the top five picks of the draft. Two years in a row, they've gotten a season ending injury before training camp even starts. If that isn't a curse, I don't know what is. Mel Kiper, Jr. cursed us when said we had the best draft class this year.

You've got me there.