A wave of mutilation sounds violent. Someone should probably lock that guy up so he doesn't go on a killing spree.

So I wrote a huge Neighbors 2 review in the Pop Culture Weekend thread and Disqus flagged it as spam. Motherfucker.

"They're eating children! FUCKING CHILDREN!"

The first 20 minutes were great. Everything after that just pissed me off.

John dissed my least favorite word in the English language. "Moist" is so disgusting that I feel gross even typing it.

I think I must have not watched "Secret Admiral-ier." I thought I did, but nothing about the review rings a bell.

Godzilla was fucking awful. I'm still furious about that twist and the eight minutes of Godzilla. Outside of Kick-Ass, Aaron Johnson can't act his way out of a paper friggin' bag.

Rhys Darby! That should be fun.

I haven't eaten there since The Simpsons Movie came out. I collected the toys.

I waited an hour and nobody posted a review in the comments yet, so I did a Family Guy write-up. I hope that's okay. I'm deeply sorry if I'm stealing anyone's thunder.

I've never read the comics and don't have much familiarity with them, but that was fucking awesome. I'm immediately hooked in and I want to see where these characters go from here.

It's called Swiss Army Man and it actually got good reviews, but the internet has taken to calling it Farty Boner Corpse because that seems to be accurate as a brief plot synopsis.

I haven't seen Blended, but I'm something of a Sandler apologist. Little Nicky is one I find to be very underrated. It's as funny as his more well-regarded '90s comedies. "Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4pm."

I'm only young in terms of years! I felt pretty damn old watching Neighbors 2 this afternoon. Absolutely hated it.

See? Even Arby's talks shits about Burger King!

With all that hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too.

Hell, maybe it's me, but I'd prefer you kept posting those stories! I found that legitimately interesting.

That's awesome. I'm a big record guy myself. I tend to buy more CDs because they're cheaper and always have a digital copy, but I have a decent vinyl collective. I bet you've got some pretty great stuff.

I couldn't get more than five minutes into the pilot for either show. Hell, with Bordertown, I didn't make it to the opening credits.

I think with Bordertown and Cooper Barrett they knew from the beginning they had two more Mulaneys on their hands. I'm surprised they didn't wait and burn the whole season of both off in the summer.