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Nay. Err … neigh.

I know "cool story, bro" is a sarcastic internet phrase, but that's actually a really cool story. I love Alex Chilton. It must have been awesome to see him way back in the day before Big Star.

The funny thing is I actually do own that. I've just never opened it. It was a blind buy a few Criterion B&N sales ago.

I saw Redux first and it's definitely the cut I prefer. I love all the French plantation stuff and the Bunny sequence, so the theatrical cut feels somewhat incomplete to me. Redux is one of my favorite films.

As a Wilson devotee, I thought it was the best musician biopic I've seen. I was impressed by how unconventional it was. A traditional "checklist" biopic like Ray wouldn't have worked to tell Brian's crazy life story. All the performances were outstanding imo.

That shit was intolerable even when I was 5.

NO!!!! FUCK! Where will I get my Dinosaur Train fix now? It has dinosaurs AND trains. Suck on that, Breaking Bad!

Hahaha that's completely fucking insane. Paul Ryan is a douche and all that, but Jesus. "Hard worker" is racist now. Hoooly shit.

It is pretty weird that people want Elsa to be a lesbian considering the only woman she even knows is her sister.

LARRY THE CABLE GUY: FART NINJA

I thought he was overreacting a bit, and then I looked it up too and oh my god holy shit.

Goddamn cis white dudebro scum getting their KKK penises all over every movie! This was a golden opportunity to let real-life men in a true story that really happened be played by asexual transgender Vietnamese paraplegics with dyslexia, and Hollywood shit the bed again with their white male gaze.

That describes my reaction to both of those movies. This might be enough to get me kicked out of the AV Club, but I had a good time with both of them. They're moronic and in no way represent good cinema, but the fun the actors are having is contagious. I'm not really sure how Grown Ups is supposed to be the scourge of

"SO, I went and got your book, “Gitting-R-Donned”, and excitedly skimmed past the joke about that one time you farted and something farty happened, on past the thing about the fat girl who farted and finally found it, Chapter 5 – Media Madness. Well, needless to say I farted. I farted up a fartstorm right there in the

My favorite thing about Tribeca is Hoffman. I love that nobody ever acknowledges he's of a different species. He's just another dude working at the station. Cracks me up every time.

That's it. I wasn't being extra dismissive, I was just blanking on his name at the time.

That's the grossest fucking sandwich I've ever seen in my life, and I've been to Burger King.

The Dikachu special would more than likely have male reproductive fluid (i.e. semen) in it, because that is one of two things that comes out of a dick, which is slang for male genitalia (i.e. penis).

Maybe DennisPerkins6 will know the correct name of this movie.