At this point, Franco is actually weirder than This is the End and 30 Rock made him out to be.

Billy's gone pretty fucking far off the reservation at this point. He's conspiracy theory butt buddies with Alex Jones. Corgan went on Jones' show recently and compared Bernie to Chairman Mao. I already knew he was a dipshit, so thankfully that won't ruin my ability to love the Pumpkins' '90s work.

She honey-dicked me!

Ah, goddammit, you're totally right. It's been too long since I've seen it. I'm downvoting myself for that one.

He's a great actor (when he cares about his performance and doesn't just sleepwalk through it), but it feel like he has the power of infinite free time on his hands to make countless shitty eccentricities no one watches.

There's only two things that come from Texas, Private Cowboy!

I have The Martian, but I haven't gotten around to watching it yet. I know this sounds dumb, something about everybody circle-jerking over how great it was annoyed me. When several people tell me I "have" to see something, I usually lose my interest. I'm sure it's a good movie, and I picked it up when it was on sale.…

I thought he showed potential on The Office. I can see the bargain bin Chris Pratt thing, though.

It's the hip new profane insult. I'm not sure if everybody got it from The Detour, but that's where I picked it up. Hop aboard the "shitshow" train!

It was. I read a producer's confirmation of that somewhere. I wish they'd at least kept it PG-13. Watering it down to PG is a bit much, but the movie is at least still very funny.

I meant to see both of those movies, but it looks like I'm only going to end up watching Neighbors 2, which wouldn't have really been my choice. I'm supposed to go see it in a couple hours.

It's a wonderful film. I understand all the hype over how visually impressive and entertaining Mad Max: Fury Road is, and I did enjoy that film, but I think Carol was more worthy of an Oscar nod. I still haven't seen anything else that got nominated for Best Picture, so I can't compare it to those. I have a hard time…

Carol's title is a bit of a misnomer. It really should have been called Therese and Carol. Both women were fantastic, but Rooney Mara does most of the emotional heavy lifting. I didn't see many films last year, but Carol was definitely one of my favorites. Without giving anything away to those who haven't seen it, I…

Yeah, that's just fucked up. She's one of those people who has to play the moral outrage card when in reality she clearly wasn't fired for being black, she was fired for being shitty at her job.

I stand corrected.

Over 13 hours and it's still there. He even replied to other people in the comments last night and made a correction to the review. I don't understand what's happening.

I have that whole series on my DVR. I hope to get around to it this summer.

We always watched the Charlie Brown holiday specials too. Did you see The Peanuts Movie? I haven't gotten around to it yet.

I had one of those little Golden Books versions of Mickey's Christmas Carol, as well as a bunch of other Disney ones. I'm not sure if my mom got rid of them or if they're in storage somewhere. Hopefully the latter.

Oh man, that sounds terrible. I've probably heard it at some point, but it doesn't ring a bell, thankfully.