You're entitled to not like them, but that's offensively silly. Even if you insist on defining them by pop culture that has used their music, they're also "that band from The Walking Dead, Weeds and the novel Paper Towns." They're not just some shitty bar band that lucked into having their music featured on a barely…

Alaska will never be a movie because literally the majority of the book is content that would be rated R. At least I hope not. I'd be furious if it was watered down and ruined.

I have the opposite opinion. I love Morrison's rambling, pretentious songwriting, but I couldn't give a shit less about anything the band has done without him.

Am I the only one who hates that short? I like most of Roilland's pre-R&M stuff, but that one is a shock value one-joke video whose one joke isn't funny or shocking.

Ben Folds did a lovely version of "Golden Slumbers."

That song rules. So weird to learn that it was used on a network series.

Awesome. It's one of the only books I've read multiple times. I don't understand how anybody could possibly think it's on the side of violence against women and guys like Patrick Bateman. It's vicious satire like Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.

Oh god, so many shitty Bob Rivers songs on Limewire were tagged as Weird Al.

She's the starlight in my wildest dreams and someday I'll be the lucky one, make her mine and tell the story of us. I'd shake it off and stay, stay, stay in her state of grace even if she was having her bad blood, then I'd begin again.

The Mountain Goats are without a doubt the most cathartic band in the universe. Glad you were able to go back to them!

One of the great joys in life is the moment you learn that there were only three members of Ben Folds Five.

I laughed and I'm offended that this comment had no upvotes. I've done my part to remedy that.

I'm thoroughly burnt out on Kevin Smith these days, but once upon a time, he was one of my favorite directors. Clerks II is the last great film he made. My pussy troll, Pillowpants, agrees.

The Gershwin album Willie did earlier this year was a major cash grab. He's certainly entitled to do whatever the hell he wants at this stage in his career, but I didn't enjoy that one. I'm not a fan of the standards. I never bothered listening to Shadows in the Night.

They haven't cast yet. I'll probably be him, Eric Stonestreet (who deserves so much better) and Gabriel Iglesias (who doesn't).

"Hey, this guy loves his wife! That's fuckin' gay. Get him!"

Wow, I had no idea. That makes these assholes even more completely indefensible. I assumed a lot of them were just average rubes.

The zombie chick on iZombie is named Liv Moore.

This is not the first time that exact phrase has been said to me.

I had an insane cheese dream last night. Reposted from the Grey's Anatomy newswire: