Strange lack of avatar/comment synergy.

I've been reading AVC for years. That one and the Angus T. Steakflower saga are my faves.

It is kind of perversely funny in a way that furthers my contempt for a large swath of humanity. It reminds me of that article AVC did years ago about some dude (ScratStitch, perhaps) marrying one of the My Little Pony characters. Sean O'Neal's presence is deeply missed.

Yeah, I knew from the outfit she was seen wearing in a trailer that she'd probably die, but I still think it was a moronic decision. They eliminated the best element the series had going for it. Stone's presence was like a ray of sunshine shining on a bunch of CGI techno-crap and plot holes.

This is the logical endpoint of the continued decline of Great Job, Internet. We got the worst one yet and it's in friggin' Newswire.

Was she one of the girls at the Pussy Lickers massage parlor? I never noticed that!

I'm not sure there was no apparent reason. He was asked specifically about Lars, with whom he has a long-standing feud (according to the article) and who apparently tried to fuck his wife. Seems like a good enough reason to fire some relatively mild shots at the dude. It's not like his comments were threatening or…

It's a dental dam to prevent the spread of feline AIDS.

No! Fuck! I'm wearing a Ducktales shirt at this very moment. He better get a newswire obit.

Spidey has to team up with X the Eliminator and Mentok to win his lawsuit against Harvey and his client J. Jonah Jameson.

"Commonist." The word is commonist, as in "That fuckin' [redacted] Barack Hussein Obama is a commonist."

I was drinking the Kool-Aid at the time. Even so, it was clear that the books were lacking in literary merit. Eventually I had enough and moved on to Grisham, which is only somewhat better.

Anderson Cooper, Boy George, John Travolta, etc.

Yeah, why don't you go back to the Lemon Party, old dick!

"That was a movie? I thought I was just going through a German phase."

Something something Taylor Swift pussy riot.

I repeat, we are sold out of Bort voter IDs.

Die, Breit, Die

I read a couple of them. They're well-written and serve as a valuable document of pioneer life, but that sort of subject matter is not my cup of tea at all.

Sounds like he had a witty response to me, and he did it without offering any faint praise for Hitler.