Had the MKT. Basically the Flex’s fancy cousin from the City.

You can give it any label you want, but at its core, the Flex was a *station wagon*. A Country Squire for the new millennium, if you will.

Enthusiasts know that station wagons are good. The general population thinks otherwise, and thus, the failure of the Flex.

Here we have the usual, anti-American Euro F1 snob in their natural habitat. Pretending that European races are fun, while US races are boring.

I saw that Twilight Zone!

Exactly. Civil contempt charges are entirely within the judge’s discretion. 

Presidents who follow the law...

Blue Ribbon. Not sure what a riband is, unless maybe you strained your ribs.

The actual RACING at Monaco sucks. It’s ALWAYS been about the pageantry of the city itself. Scrap Monaco and bring back the German Grand Prix. Use the Nurburgring GP track instead of the Hockenheimring for some variety. 

They already are. It’s just that we’re locked in here with them too.

This was a civil case, and Presidents can not pardon civil convictions.

That dude is starting to look like an alien from Men In Black.

Good fucking question, if it was you or me pulling half these antics in front of a judge then we’d be doing time already.

never sadly

When the fuck are any of these fucking assholes going to be locked the fuck up?

Wasn’t Elon supposed to already be on Mars?  When can we get that to happen?

Elon is clearly the founder of SpaceX, it’s not even contested. It was his idea after the Russians refused to sell him a rocket to send a terrarium to Mars, his friends like Jim Cantrell tried to talk him out of it, he put half his net worth in, etc.

So we’re just realizing that Elon is dumb as a stump?

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

Showing up to vote for the man you hope will pardon you, in the car you were ordered to turn over...

Oh god ... if you were greeted by that hideous mug, you’d turn around. That would put that WalMart out of business!