Wasn’t Elon supposed to already be on Mars?  When can we get that to happen?

Elon is clearly the founder of SpaceX, it’s not even contested. It was his idea after the Russians refused to sell him a rocket to send a terrarium to Mars, his friends like Jim Cantrell tried to talk him out of it, he put half his net worth in, etc.

So we’re just realizing that Elon is dumb as a stump?

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

Showing up to vote for the man you hope will pardon you, in the car you were ordered to turn over...

So you’re saying it would be a win-win?

That would put that WalMart out of business!

Oh god ... if you were greeted by that hideous mug, you’d turn around. That would put that WalMart out of business!

First day of work, he’d show up bright and early... at the Mexican border.
“It’s Walmart, isn’t that right here? Oh Rudy!”

Is there anyone in Trump’s orbit whose life has not turned into an upside-down shitstorm? Seems like everyone who sold their souls for him have all wound up bankrupt, in jail, or just general pariahs. FAFO.

All the guy had to do was quietly go into retirement and move on. He’d forever be remembered as the hero mayor of NYC during 9/11 who was the face of a national tragedy unlike anything we’d seen. Showing true grit, moral fiber in the face of comments from Saudi leadership (and the refusal of a $10 million donation…

Seriously? Man the stuff you just can’t make up.

He’s about twelve cylinders short of a V3.

That’s exactly what he deserves...

I know it didn’t happen but I REALLY wish when he came out the car was gone, seized by the court.

You’ve got the East River right there.  Strong currents.  So long fucker.

Jail is too good for that fucking asshole.  

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.

Fit him for some concrete overshoes, then take him down to the docks one quiet night.

Leave him a barrel and some suspenders, and that’s it.