Man, I remember the days before paying to check a bag when overhead bin space wasn’t a hot commodity. No one was in a rush to board, there wasn’t any chaos, and I did my best to be one of the last people on the plane. Now I get to be one of the first on most flights, and have the joy of sitting on a hot plane for 25…

“Gate lice” exist because airlines created baggage fees outside of the normal ticket price. People are trying to get in early so they have a place to store all their shit because they don’t want to pay extra fees for an already terrible experience.

Once again, I would like to remind us all about how Singapore gained it’s independence, because it’s wild. After the British gave up their holdings in the region, Singapore became part of Malaysia. But they were so violent and racist that Malaysia was forced to kick Singapore out of the country, making Singapore…

“Anybody but me”

Jesus, that moron actually said that as the owner of an AI company and CEO of another company trying to fully automate cars?

It was somehow the pedestrian’s fault though, right? 

The irony of Musk summed up in one sentence he said at his rally in Philadelphia yesterday:

I worked in small business banking about 10 years ago and had a client starting a new business, one of his expenses was 6000 a month for a leased Bentley a well used one too, he said he needed it for ‘image’ and that his business would fail without it, turns out it failed before it started as there was no way I could…

I’m gonna keep calling them speed bumps, because speed hump sounds like most two pump chumps greatest accomplishment.

A “lift” (used to work on a vehicle) is apparently called a “ramp” in the UK.. which to my mind is a slope or inclined plane..

You give him too much credit if you think he actually understands how they work. His reliance on using that word repeatedly as the answer to everything is a clear indication that he himself has no idea how tariffs work. They will hurt consumers, but they sound good, and since most of the population also does not…

I’ve said it in other posts, but I’ll say it here again.  Trump gives auto workers the ability to express their racism out loud.  That’s the only issue they care about.

There’s a HUGE difference between calling for backup and calling for a deputy. What would’ve happened if one of the backup units had an accident and killed someone? Or showed up on scene and shot someone accidentally?

Oooh that does sound fun. I Imagine his youngest likely wouldn’t even know which end of a hammer to hold,not that they’d likely need a hammer in a UAW facility. Not his fault, but still. Amazing how different regular people are these ‘elite’...you know the ones who claim they are regular red blooded americans.

They wouldn’t last 10 minutes. He wouldn’t last 5. 

Dear god what I wouldn’t give to see his children work on an assembly line for a couple of days 🤣

You’re all missing the point. It’s not “so easy a child could do it,” he’s laying the groundwork for his child labor initiatives...

lol hey that only works on the Cybertruck.

Yeah, I’m from north of there and not sure how many shoot-outs the Ukiah PD has been involved in in recent years.

Also, headline might also read: “Small sedan with small back seat cannot easily haul suspected criminals in custody because it has a small back seat.”

Makes me wonder too how the department pays for fuel.…

“In a firefight, hide behind the engine block.” In a Tesla, there is no engine block, leaving officers without their preferred cover, he said.