Clucker Snarlson will just have to drown his sorrows in a Swanson’s TV dinner.

With a bored look that seemed to imply he was talking to someone with a below average IQ

“The dumbfounded look of confusion on Carlson’s face as Putin droned on incessantly is truly something to be savored”

Repbulicans are so very eager to turn the US into Russia. 

When you’re completely out classed by a dictator and war criminal...

There literally is no floor for Republicans. This is all they think politics is now. And maybe it is, but only because they deliberately destroyed as much of the actual governmental stuff as they possibly could over the past four decades.

Tucker the Cuck!

I am just saddened and shocked by how quickly the Republican Party about-faced on Vladimir Putin. I remember 15 years ago then VP candidate Sarah Palin seriously suggested that the US go to war with Russia if Putin invaded Ukraine. Two days ago the same person posted this image to Twitter:

I can’t speak for everyone, but even as I kid, I would always rather play a sport than sit around and watch someone else play.

I found the lack of stability to the format of The Grand Tour killed all interest I had in the subject. The framework of Top Gear and watching them push at the boundaries of it in clever and very dry, british, ways had to be 70% of the fun for me. The other 20% was personality, and 10% cars.

Rube: I’ll take 50 of the Trump ones.  He needs our financial support!

Give immigrants three or four generations to assimilate, then they’ll be a threat to the peace and health of the United States. just look at those German Drumpfs, for example.

Look. China, Russia, North Korea, Iran - you people just don’t get it. Mexico is our true enemy.

In today’s news that should surprise absolutely no one: Immigrants who come here to seek a better life, provide for their families, and just want to be left alone are less of a public threat than a militia of drunk and armed rednecks.

Reminder that in his biggest showing of any election, he won 27.5% of the US adult population.

Gullible Rube “This isn’t what I was told it is.”

Growing up I would have never thought America would fall to a stupid dictator. I was wrong. 

Gas will not get that expensive as long as we have chicken hawk politicians and young soldiers that we can keep tossing into a meat grinder of a war in some poorer country to keep gas cheap for fragile masculinity cursed middle aged men. (snark?)

Thanks to their Magatard CEO, I’d say anything made by Tesla as they depreciate like stones thanks to him cutting the prices in half every so often.

Fictional tracks don’t sue for their piece of the pie.