Because the article came from a Miami newspaper.

Or no grip when grip is all-important:

As they understeer off the highway...

Build a car the size of a moon and make it accelerate like cannon fire. Of course people are going to complain about the most obvious outcome of those choices.

In order to be a longer wearing tire, it’ll have to be made with a harder tire compound, right? Then you’ll have the owner doing a 180 and then bitching about the EV suffering a harsh ride—it’s lose, lose.

It’s sort of funny that we couldn’t help ourselves with the performance possibilities of EVs so we just HAD to make every one of them accelerate like a Lambo.

The EQS starts in the low $100k range so my sympathy is lean for Mr. Semel.

I did not think Floridians replaced tires until they were so worn they no longer held air. 

lol right, kind of like the 4 door Grand Coupe from BMW, like that word doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Runner up to that is the Monaco. How can you even be properly French (or French-adjacent, I suppose) without a working lighter?

Any of these SUVs with the word “sport” in them (i.e. Outlander Sport, Rogue Sport) - they’re not sportier, just smaller

Along the same lines...the Ford Escort?

With enough lube you can get one up there.

Let’s get generic with SUV--sport utility vehicle:

Ford Probe

All American cars that had GT in their name made between the early 70s and 2000s.

Chevrolet Monte Carlo.

I got two.

Dodge Dart Swinger.. ah you know what neverminded im not going there.

It’s going to be very hard to top this pile of utter filth.