The Titanic was an ocean liner, too. Its job was to get you across the ocean. It, in of itself, wasn’t a ‘vacation destination’

Hard disagree. When something is objectively harming EVERYONE ON THE PLANET, you’re goddamned right I’m going to tell them to fucking stop.

Come for the onboard rollercoaster, methane emissions, ten thousand people on a ship and the overpriced open bar, stay for the norovirus and covid outbreaks!

Get a norovirus outbreak and it’s more than methane one needs to worry about.

The best part about cruise ships is that it gets the people who would actually go on a cruise ship away from the rest of us.

What is French for “pull a wheelie”?

100% if ANYTHING is a code brown moment that is.  That’s a code brown moment and you know just throw those pants out there is no saving them, socks to, oh and shoes, you know what burn everything you were wearing that day it’s all a lost cause.

ditto, that was not intentional drift.  That was “oh snap! code brown! Turn turn turn!”

Came to say this.  He certainly didn’t have good visibility and only “drifted” when he yanked the wheel to get back into his lane. 

Er... that’s not drifting. That’s losing the back-end when you realize you made a very bad decision and try to save yourself by flooring it.

I am not sure it was drift. He got scared, yank the steering wheel to change lane as quickly as possible and lost the rear. At least this is how I see it on the video.

Well, damn, if you’re really serious about going all in on 90's teal, than you’d best scrounge up some gold badging. But seriously, love the exterior color choice. Just promise you'll not go all leather on the inside. This build needs a cool cloth interior 

The great tragedy is, Oliver’s report was surprisingly (or unsurprisingly) even-handed. He mostly avoided cheap jokes and gave Musk credit where credit was due.

For the supposed genius that Elon is, he quite easily fell into Oliver’s trap. Oliver (and his writers who he gives immense credit to*) were obviously baiting him into responding the exact way he did.

What does Elon know about great humor?

Then again, Elon brought us the Cybertruck, which is about as big a joke as I can imagine...

Then you are "cruise people" and I wish you a pleasant voyage. Our vacations involve getting away from people and being in nature so the exact opposite of a ship full of people.  

Every time I see a TV ad or an article about these self propelled resorts I scratch my head and wonder what the attraction is. On the plus side, the more tourists that get sucked onto these, the fewer tourists where I want go.

More like Icon of Disease, amirite?

I mean That cruise ship, hell yea I’d go on that! I have a small carbon footprint in general, so I can use my carbon credits on this. Next Disney would make a cruise ship called the Star Destroyer and will encompass the size of Rhode Island.