I’d argue that “joke” messages are more memorable and therefore more effective.

The signs are occasionally befuddling to people who don’t understand the reference, causing them to take more mental energy off the act of driving. They’re calling you stupid, basically.

I swear people in these types of jobs are all ex HOA board members who were ran off the farm.

Publicly funded sports stadiums are the same kind of grift, just on a longer time line.  I remember seeing an article that the only one in the US that didn’t wind up costing the municipality/city/county whatever in the long run was Exploria Stadium in Orlando because it was 100% privately funded.

The myth of events as revenue generators is just that, a myth. Restaurants make money, hotels make money, and everyone else deals with the pandemonium and sees very little revenue increase during the event.

I mean, he heard there was a crowd of pedestrians in the house- what was he supposed to do? 

Well to be fair wearing or not wearing a seatbelt only really affects you, that said I am fine with seatbelt laws and wear mine 100% of the time.  Even leaving it off driving through a parking garage just feels strange.

If finger tight is good enough for me then is should be good enough for the picky buggers at the FAA.

Thankfully, for that they can test *any* hair, so an arm hair would do just fine... But the longer the hair, the farther back in time it can detect.

or, they could just test a hair sample, which is pretty much impossible to hide

All the blue checkmarks on twitter still defending him is just sad.

Musk singlehandedly proved all those D.A.R.E cops in elementary school right—drugs really aren’t cool. 

To be honest, I’d be more worried he did all this (burning down Twitter, pro-Neo Nazi, fucking up Tesla/Space X) sober.

How exactly were these three years of random drug tests administered? Because unless they were truly random, with no notice whatsoever, and Musk required to piss on the spot while someone watches him do it, I assure you the whole things is easily faked with synthetic urine. My stoner brother has managed to evade them…

More than a distraction - a liability. Why the government continues to give billions in contracts to a known drug user--when they wouldn’t hire a user to do so much as take out the trash at any government building--is confounding.

This “I DO NOT HAVE A DRUG PROBLEM!” T-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my T-shirt. 

If the US gov pulls all the contracts with Space X it would bankrupt the company, forcing him to sell.

Neither does Tesla...

Wait, so you’re telling me he WASN’T on drugs when he decided to buy Twitter?

So, he smoked weed on JR in September 2018, NASA said “ok, 3 years of drug tests.”, 2018/2019 + 3 = 2021/2022.