My dog scratched his ass on the rug in a very similar manner. Vet sorted it out.

Can we all just take a minute and observe that the top photo is pretty decent photoshop work? The pacifier is so-so, but the baby sun hat is a pretty convincing sell.  Just needs a little more edge blur and depth of field.  Nice!

And let’s see what Tesla Musk Stans fanbois will say about this

Musk is such a terrible person that I can’t think of any situation where I’d ever feel bad for him. 

Get fucked Musk

Tesla’s a leadership-less company right now and it’s terrible. That’s why their CFO just left, I believe, as well.

Musk’s other endeavors distracting him would be the best thing that could happen to Tesla. Let the adults run the company while he does idiotic things elsewhere.

Wait, a company with a reactionary idiot CEO who also happens to be trying to be CEO for multiple other companies at the same time is struggling now that there are actual problems to resolve and competition from other companies?

Elon’s famous for saying that if factory workers can’t work from home, software engineers shouldn’t get to either. But that doesn’t apply to him, does it? He’s in an intense leadership role in multiple companies. If I told my management “Hey, I’ll be spending eight months of the year working at other companies, but I…

Sure seems like there are a number of people who have been fortunate enough to have their decisions go their way for long enough that it’s basically impossible for them to admit that they even have the capacity for making an incorrect call. Anything that happens is the fault of someone or something else.

This guy has learned *a lot*.

I might be able to muster up some empathy if all his problems weren’t knowingly and willingly self inflicted.

I have seen “I bought this before Musk went insane” bumper stickers on several Teslas around the area - so I am not looking too deep into who may be thought of as the culprit here.

It would be really awesome if police cruisers were equipped with some sort of recording device that could provide a record of the event.

Gosh, it seems that trouble bad luck just is created by follows Cosgrove around. And a police officer, at that! What are the odds?

Well, surely the dash cam footage on the police cruiser and the shoulder cam on the officer should set things straight.  Those were turned on for transparency purposes, right?

I was shocked to read that a pickup truck driver would so something like this!

“Is you taking video of yourself committing 38 crimes?”

What a dip shit, I have been caught by out local Christmas parade, and while yes I was angry, it was all my fault, like I knew it was that day, so I just drove up past the parade and came back down to where I needed to get, not a huge thing.

This sounds like a person who will never be a productive member of society and is, in fact, a major threat to the safety of others. He should be locked up for life with no probation.