And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Yeah. Racing in a residential neighborhood. Fucking brilliant.

These guys were street racing on a single lane residential street. It looks like Challenger might have gone in to pass the Altima and Big Altima Energy had to show him what the VQ could do (or, more likely QR).

I don’t think the wipers are doing a lot of good.

We talk a lot of crap about Florida Man, but we should never overlook his noble efforts to eliminate as many Chargers and Challengers as possible.

If you look closely, there was a pelican on the grassy knoll. 

““I was just nervous, I was scared because after seeing the car go completely airborne...”

Looks like they may have been racing someone else and could handle the turn.

WTF? Their car failed to keep out basic weather, and Tesla are saying it isn’t covered under warranty? Fuck Tesla.

I thought of that, but for RWNJs, grifting is like breathing, so I assume these loons have a network of supporters giving them enough pocket change and canned food to survive indefinitely. The convoy is probably a great outlet for the preppers who need to rotate out the about-to-expire MRE stockpiles in their bunkers.

Or Heaven’s Gate.

The word “Waco” was thrown around rather generously.

If the bad guys can’t steal guns so that good guys with guns can later shoot at them, the whole circle of life breaks down. It leaves the good guys with no options other than accidentally (sometimes) shooting their family members, friends, and of course themselves.

I love that people that have gun brand stickers on their vehicles. It’s easy to see what they have in the vehicle. Oh a Colt! niceeee

As a responsible gun owner I choose to carry as God and The 2nd Amendment require. Also, I choose to leave my penis gun in my car where any 14 year old can easily retrieve it for their very likely responsible gun carrying choices.

These must be those responsible gun owners everyone keeps talking about

Stretching the limits of the question, but...

2011-2013 Infiniti Qx56.

It looks like a Beluga whale head. The fender “vents” look like they came straight out of aisle 3 at Pep Boys.

I hope yall did not forget the Youabian Puma...

late 50s/early 60s Mercury Comet...I could never get past this rear end looking like a cartoon alien.