How the heck does a slide fall out of a plane??? Aren’t they are attached to the INSIDE of the doors?!

“How can anyone Live Más if they’re not allowed to freely say ‘Taco Tuesday?’ It’s pure chaos.”

Anyone can make the argument that ‘we want to use it too’ with anyone’s trademark. They had the trademark fair and square. They should have been able to keep it.

Later this year:

OBD-II was the camel’s nose under the tent. Maybe the future is EVs you throw away like every other broken appliance nowadays. I don’t have a lawn for you to get off of either.

So much for “Thanks for all the fish.”

We’re only a moderate sea level rise before dolphins become mayors and police captains of NYC and Miami.   Now might be a good time to get them on our side....

I’m not surprised The Simpsons predicted this, as many other real life events.

I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords

So it begins...

You just made the case for Congress to re-regulate airfares! I'd support it.

I have some old trauma from my days at the dealership.. fucking hated Saturday, come in early and fill up balloons day. 

Don’t forget wiggly blow up dude

I am sure if they put some balloons up and some S A L E signs on the hoods these suckers will be gone in no time.

But this will cause a vacuum that the invisible hand of the free market will fill, right? Right?

I too share the Wrangler hate. I don’t get these vehicles outside the extremely specific use case of off-roading up cliffs or whatever. And even then, I think an older Toyota 4runner is a better choice because it will off road and still do other stuff. Wranglers are expensive one trick ponies. Nothing wrong with a one…

There is nothing irrational about my hate for “coupe” SUVs. They’re uglier and less practical and more expensive than the standard model.

All of my hatred is rational.

Somewhere David Tracy be like

Tesla by a mile. They’re probably good but I cannot separate them from Space Trump. Once he goes away I will test drive one.