Y’know, Dan Savage was able to get Rick Santorum’s name re-defined as an unpleasant after effect of anal sex. Would it be so hard to do the same to Mr. Musk?

I mean, this is exactly the sort of thing I’d expect a guy named Stockton Rush would say.

Pretty much any of the modern pig snout line up.  But I am one of those oddballs who actually LIKED the one in the lede photo.  I don’t know why, I understand the hate on the design but I always kind of liked it.

“ I mean if you just want to be safe, don’t get out of bed. Don’t get in your car. Don’t do anything.”

Have you heard that no sub made from carbon fiber has ever been that deep before?

How is the XM not the top answer? It is unexcusably hideous, isn’t particularly fast for how much power it has, and costs a small fortune.

its morse code for “need playstation controller batteries” 

Just as a note, if there is someone inside the Titanic banging to be rescued, I would suggest we just leave the wreck alone and never come back.

“no carbon fiber sub had ever gone that deep before.”

Wouldn’t it be easier to just list the BMW’s that aren’t ugly? 

They have some horrid cars throughout their history but they’ve really topped themselves with the new 7 series

I somehow doubt that 96 hours of air time is 96 hours when you have five people freaking out that they’re going to die, either.

Why is everyone fixating on a fucking controller? Because it is probably the most reliable and tested part of the whole setup.

The 5 series GT is downright whack.

X4 is not even close: that lede image actually looks pretty good!

The i-series are low-hanging fruit, too easy. Was going to nominate the Active Tourer 2 but that at least has function in mind. This, though, is revolting for the rear end alone. 2-series gran coupe:

Can’t decide between the XM or the iX - both entirely revolting.

So the N-word if fine, but cis is a slur. A+ work Elon. 

Have they tried caffeine and treating women with equality to drive them away?

I have no idea why you wouldn’t do the same on a submersible hull that I think is very roughly the same size.